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rated 3.31 / 5 stars
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Apr 28, 2010 | 1:05 AM EDT

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I cant take this anymore 5 Points Commit suicide 15 times
Only a scratch 5 Points Die 50 times
Just a flesh wound 10 Points Die 100 times
Ouch that hurts! 10 Points Die 200 times
Time waster 10 Points You could have white teeth by now
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points Die 500 times
AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Why are you still playing? 50 Points 2 hours of gameplay
Slow down speed racer 100 Points Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
ZERO HERO 100 Points PM me if you unlock this, you're glitching the game, arn't you? Right? RIGHT!?
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Author Comments

I recommend you look at the control page before gameplay.

Decided you'd come on Newgrounds to play some games and kill some time? Think again. Here is a game that is not for the weak minded, it'll take all your patience and mental stability to beat this one. Do you have what it takes?

We encourage videos of peoples gameplay be posted on youtube for other players viewing pleasure.

Note: This game IS possible to beat.

Edit: I have noticed allot of people complaining about the control scheme, off hit tests, double jump reaction, music choice and bad platforms. Which just proves to us that our intention has succeeded.
Thank you.

Edit II: You guys seems to hate games that don't agree with the usual concept of how games work, this isn't an average game. Everything that is in here has been thought out thoroughly. But I guess some people don't like games they can't win unless they actually try.



Rated 0 / 5 stars

Author, you should at least warn your players about the health hazards contained in this game. The light strobes in this game are way too bright and could cause seizures in people who suffer epilepsy. They could go to the hospital, or even go in a coma!
Now reviewing the difficulty, the methods you use to make this game "difficult" is completely invalid. A difficult game is not only composed of random flying objects that kill you. You should focus more on making your level design better. Since you are being completely arrogant according to what you said in the description, I'm not going to review this further. Please have fun getting more negative reviews on your game and not even bother to fix what is addressed.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I've played through this flash game ages ago. Contrary to what you might think, Lochie, this game is not very difficult. It's certainly not a game that seems impossible to defeat. Whle there are certainly lulz-worthy instances of objects falling when you move to a certain spot on the screen, there isn't much in terms of segments where the player is actually tasked with quick thinking or performing difficult inputs.

It takes a lot of guts to make an achievement insinuating that the player is glitching because they no-missed the game. Someone managed to no-death the game within three days of its launch on newgrounds. For comparison, it took six years for the Japanese shmup community to even clear Dodonpachi Dai Ou Jou: Death Label.

This game isn't actually , as you allege, one that is too hard for the weak minded. Games like this take little more than patience to beat. Though you bill this as a rebellion against the common flash game, it actually seems to be more a case of the mainstream re-appropriating a game like I Wanna Be The Guy into its own fold, subduing what made the original game so enjoyable. I Wanna be the Fangame is both more challenging, more faithful to the source material,and more interesting than this game.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I don't know exactly where to start, but I have many choice words prepared for you concerning this game. First of all, I enjoy playing difficult games--despite being bad at most of them--because the game itself seems to issue a challenge that I feel the need to accept, metaphorically speaking. Second of all, this game seems to be insufficiently programmed and tested, as there are multiple glitches e.g. flipping over repeatedly while riding the walls of the Gravity Factory and failing to double-jump for no apparent reason. As I understand that you have received multiple complaints concerning these issues, I shall not voice any more qualms where this topic is concerned.

However, besides the unintentional glitches, there are also some parts of the game simply intended to troll the viewers. Although I also find this amusing, I don't quite understand how the roof of a house could randomly fly towards our hero, why there are apples in space, or how someone could be crushed by a star the size of a walnut. I would like it if you could explain this to me.

Aside from the negatives, however, this game has multiple positives as well. I can see that you put a vast amount of effort into the concept of this game, as it has many puzzles and quirks that I enjoyed, e.g. the puzzle section in the spaceship and the Gravity Factory. Best of all, however, was the space level. Great music, great gameplay, great concept. Kudos to you!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I won the last 4 medals!
i win at everything:defeat final boss


Rated 5 / 5 stars

ummmmm would it be possible to beaca fix the part where you go on the wheelie beacause there is just a black screen but besides that great game :D