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I wanna be the flash game

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Apr 28, 2010 | 1:05 AM EDT

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I cant take this anymore 5 Points Commit suicide 15 times
Only a scratch 5 Points Die 50 times
Just a flesh wound 10 Points Die 100 times
Ouch that hurts! 10 Points Die 200 times
Time waster 10 Points You could have white teeth by now
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points Die 500 times
AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Why are you still playing? 50 Points 2 hours of gameplay
Slow down speed racer 100 Points Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
ZERO HERO 100 Points PM me if you unlock this, you're glitching the game, arn't you? Right? RIGHT!?
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Aliens built him Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
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Author Comments

I recommend you look at the control page before gameplay.

Decided you'd come on Newgrounds to play some games and kill some time? Think again. Here is a game that is not for the weak minded, it'll take all your patience and mental stability to beat this one. Do you have what it takes?

We encourage videos of peoples gameplay be posted on youtube for other players viewing pleasure.

Note: This game IS possible to beat.

Edit: I have noticed allot of people complaining about the control scheme, off hit tests, double jump reaction, music choice and bad platforms. Which just proves to us that our intention has succeeded.
Thank you.

Edit II: You guys seems to hate games that don't agree with the usual concept of how games work, this isn't an average game. Everything that is in here has been thought out thoroughly. But I guess some people don't like games they can't win unless they actually try.



Rated 0 / 5 stars

Shit, game even don't want load


Rated 5 / 5 stars

has anyone else noticed that under the tags it says sex?


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Love it! -What am i thinking? i fucking hate it ._.- Just saying. Its hard like a cow.
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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Well I'm giving up with the skeleton with horns that says "run coward, I am in a star, I hunger" and "beware, I live". I shoot it and shoot it and dodge it, and dodge the icicles and survive several cycles but it's not enough, the bullets seem to do nothing. But NOW, it's getting all jerky and I press the E button over and over again and it hardly ever shoots. I can never even get to the skeleton now, because you need to shoot the red sphere thing first a certain number of times, and I press the E button over and over again and maybe it shoots once in 5 seconds, and looks like firefox is about to crash. So I'm DONE with this. It's been buggy all through it. More and more, I'd press the W button in midair and it would NOT let me do the double-jump. It would just stall.

By the way. I'd tell you why this is an insult to the triple gear music and an inferior application for its use, but THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!

Spimlaf22, no one believes you. You can't even spell personal. Even if you did it in 13 deaths, you would take way longer than 12 minutes. Unless you mean 12 hours. In which case, you must have moved very slowly and carefully if it was that few deaths in that much time.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Zero Hero!

I'm going to assume people who gave this a bad rating aren't familiar with "I Want to be the Guy" which is the game this game is based off. In short, the bad graphics are intentional, the unfairness where you have to trial-and-error is intentional, and so forth.

"I Want to be the Guy" is meant to be a sort of parody of illogical unfair "hard" games where the difficulty isn't in legit difficulty but in the unfairness and stuff you had to know ahead of time that you couldn't possibly logically figure out the first time through. And "I wanna be the flash game" is meant to be the Flash version of that sort of parody.

It's meant to be a true test of patience. Oh and if you don't believe I got Zero Hero, go check the medals page.