Characters evolve, relationships develop, and what you think to be true turns out in quite unexpected ways.
The Newgrounds Portal is at war with itself!
Try to escape by finding keys, items and solving puzzles!
"To whom it may concern: I'd love to help you. I don't care who you are, or what you've done. We all want to live by each other's happiness, whether we see it or not. We don't want to hate or despise one another, but vengeance has poisoned men's souls, leaving us in misery and bloodshed. Our communications have shut ourselves in, and the cries out for humanity is at the highest in recorded history. We seem to think too much, and feel to little. The misery that is upon me is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men whom fear the way of the planet being a single entity. But the hate that causes so much pain will pass, and the attacks of all these cultures is a self-destructive act that will come back in one way or the other. The power dictators took from away the people, will return to the people, so long as men die, liberty shall never die. I just won't be here to witness it. Being a Lobster, I always looked for reasoning. And a world with reason, can add progress that will lead to all men's happiness. I am a man. I am a Lobster Man.
And I'm about to be more human than ever before...
..perhaps now they will love me"
-Leeroy Johnson (aka. Lobster Boy)
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