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"To whom it may concern: I'd love to help you. I don't care who you are, or what you've done. We all want to live by each other's happiness, whether we see it or not. We don't want to hate or despise one another, but vengeance has poisoned men's souls, leaving us in misery and inevitable bloodshed. Our communications have shut ourselves in, and the cries out for humanity is at the highest in recorded history. The misery that is upon me is but the passing of bitterness and greed of those whom fear the way of us being a single entity. But the hate that causes so much pain will pass, and the attacks of all these cultures is a self-destructive act that will come back in one way or the other. And I am here to say, as long as men perish, liberty shall never die. I just won't be here to witness it. Being a Lobster, I always looked for reasoning. And a world with reason, can add progress that will lead to all men's happiness. I am not a man. I am a Lobster Man.
And I'm about to be more human than ever before...
..perhaps now they will love me"
-Leeroy Johnson (aka. Lobster Boy)