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Apr 13, 2010 | 4:10 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place April 14, 2010

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Well I'll be damned, it's Reality Check Episode 5: Super Mario 64. You all know that star, from the first snow level, Cool, Cool Mountain. You know, the one where you had to find the baby penguin and the mother was a bitch to you everytime you got it wrong? Yeah, you know that pissed you off so much. Well suffice to say it didn't make Mario too happy either.

Because penguins in the Mushroom Kingdom are dicks.

*Daily 2nd, well thats certainly a nice surprise, best I've done so far, thanx for viewing guys*
*10K views that smashing thanx very much*

Oh and no penguins were harmed in the making of this flash. We love penguins really, just not when they're in Mario games



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


You seriously made me want to go play this again... Just so I can throw the fucking penguins off the damn mountain! GG!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


that was really funny I loved the ending and mario has a point crashing into penguins is really annoying


Rated 5 / 5 stars


so everyone threw the little bitch off the moutain.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh yeah...

Even though I've never played those games at all, if I have to run around looking for a kid that looks alike and gives to a mother who keeps telling you that it's the wrong one, I would think they're jerks too. Great job!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very Creative

Nice! i can completely relate to this and yeah whenever i got the wrong kid i would kick them off the mountain cause i was mad

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