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Apr 13, 2010 | 4:10 PM EDT
  • Daily 2nd Place April 14, 2010

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Well I'll be damned, it's Reality Check Episode 5: Super Mario 64. You all know that star, from the first snow level, Cool, Cool Mountain. You know, the one where you had to find the baby penguin and the mother was a bitch to you everytime you got it wrong? Yeah, you know that pissed you off so much. Well suffice to say it didn't make Mario too happy either.

Because penguins in the Mushroom Kingdom are dicks.

*Daily 2nd, well thats certainly a nice surprise, best I've done so far, thanx for viewing guys*
*10K views that smashing thanx very much*

Oh and no penguins were harmed in the making of this flash. We love penguins really, just not when they're in Mario games



Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was so funny!

i love the part when mario just lost it and throw the baby penguin from the mountin xD


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh god, it was so fucking funny

I almost died of laughter, i threw myself on the floor and started laughing. Tears where falling of how funny it was! you sir did a great job!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Ha, Ha! Really nice. You know I find the ending funny because everytime after I get the Star from the penguin mother I would take her baby and toss it over the edge of the mountain, then I would replace him with the fake one, lol. Nice flash.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


real funny. i used to have that game, and i remember that level. it was sooo fun just throwin that baby off the cliff.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love it!

that's how we do it in Brooklyn bitch!
great concept, awesome Mario rant.