Didn't really expect something like this to be my first submission but meh, whatever. I mostly made this to get some practice in and work out some frustration.
I would apologize for this..... but you deserve it.
EDIT: A couple years go by and I come back to see that this is close to four stars and 3/4 of the reviews are 5/5. Very grateful for all the high ratings for my first flash submission and glad so many people enjoyed my little journey into insanity all that time ago!!