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Wee Express

rated 3.60 / 5 stars
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Action - Shooter - First Person

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Apr 1, 2010 | 5:38 PM EDT

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Author Comments

Consider it a simulation game, a first person shooter game. About every man faced this situation when outside.
For girls: it's still a simulation game also. If you had a tool, you would probably do it in public toilets too.
Tech facts:
As you go on higher levels, there will be **** all over the place! Beware!
To mute the music, there's a button on the HUD. Instructions are there too but I'll list here.
SHIFT (hold): super spreader;
SPACEBAR: "reload";
MOUSE: point and shoot;
5 achievements;



Rated 3 / 5 stars

Of all the games to leave my first review on, it had to be this one... haha

So, while this game had it's interesting points, it got dull quick. I liked that the difficulty increased over time and especially right after you got drunk (discouraging drinking willy nilly) but simply decreasing the amount of time while adding more poo seems like a cheap method of adding difficulty. Some being at a lighter opacity (and I think some appeared as the level progressed) and these were good methods of added difficulty.

Here are some ideas: have perks and disadvantages. Examples being 'split stream,' 'slow stream,' 'power stream' and so on. Diversity in removing them could add as well, for example, some might need to have a steady stream for longer while others need to have their whole area sprayed in order to come off. Different levels of excrement, one could say. Perhaps add a moving element, such as a cockroach skittering around or something.

That being said, I get that it's a silly game, so... take my thoughts for what you will.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

not bad but...
how the hell am i´m going to pause this when i really need to pee

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Eh not bad

Only fun part is when you get drunk as hell and everything becomes all laggy.Also everything becomes blurry.Ummm but there is no point to this game


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It was alright

but the lag after you refilled was annoying as hell.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


It's a pretty fun game to play I enjoyed gaining medals very simply from this.
Great ideas and well thought of stuff put into this great shooter game you did well.
There could be some more options and I wasn't that happy with the controls.
There wasn't much to the game the difficulty was either way to easy or hard.
Pretty good game if your waiting for lunch or something to be done in 5 minutes.

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