Wee Express

rated 3.60 / 5 stars
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Action - Shooter - First Person

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Apr 1, 2010 | 5:38 PM EDT

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Drinking Problem 5 Points Become really drunk.
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Toilet Addict 50 Points Score 25,000 points or more.
Toliet King 100 Points Score 50,000 points or more.

Author Comments

Consider it a simulation game, a first person shooter game. About every man faced this situation when outside.
For girls: it's still a simulation game also. If you had a tool, you would probably do it in public toilets too.
Tech facts:
As you go on higher levels, there will be **** all over the place! Beware!
To mute the music, there's a button on the HUD. Instructions are there too but I'll list here.
SHIFT (hold): super spreader;
SPACEBAR: "reload";
MOUSE: point and shoot;
5 achievements;



Rated 5 / 5 stars

real talk, son

omg, its so true. i do this all the time. its good to see someone has a game based on real stuff and not faries and dragons. i salute you (salutes at computer)

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


why does he havea boner 0.o


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Woo. Level 21 without ever turning off the spreader or letting go of the mouse. Gets pretty hard when you never stop being drunk.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


Much better. I thuroughly enjoyed pissing everywhere. I only had one suggestion, and that would be to add either a pause to the game or a pause between levels. It sucks to play through 20 or so levels and then have to start over because you had a call come in.

Otherwise very fun. 4/5 8/10

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