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Mar 31, 2010 | 1:00 PM EDT
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Destructo Box
"Robotbeard the Pirate"

Joey invests in a robot kit and Phil relives past lego accomplishments in this pirate adventure!


Phil: What happened to the skinny-dipping robot?

Joey: What?

Phil: he was arRUSTed or, if it was what happened to the skinny dipping robot pirate, he could be arrrrrrrusted

Joey: ... I'm going to kill you.


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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

But mostly rape

This was really funny if only because there are just so many good one liners in this. I really love the animation as usual, especially the design of the robot pirate. When you have something as cool as a pirate named Robotbeard, you can simply never go wrong! I am now getting used to that long flesh strip getting turned into a box at the beginning. You show variety in your designs, especially the, uh, anal penetrating thing. I hope that you and all of the Box people had fun making this thing.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Big Bang Theory

The characters are kinda of like The Big Bang Theory.
Altho its nice keep up the great job!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


rape and plunder. run from the pirate robot.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


lol pretty funny :D
i was wondering...may i borrow that robot after?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

HA rape and plunder

rape and plunder... but mostly rape
kick-ass man i would have enjoyed seeing more gore though...
like a euphemistic joey being raped kinda thing... they do it on southpark like all the time.