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Mar 25, 2010 | 5:40 PM EDT
  • Weekly Users' Choice March 31, 2010
  • Daily 2nd Place March 26, 2010

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EDIT: Increased audio quality upon request. Thanks for all of the great reviews, you guys are awesome!
EDIT: 100K views? Thanks to all of you that have watched this, and especially to those of you that have watched it ten or more times, or sang the song at school, haha. :D

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I agree, robots AND pirates are good...

thus, this song enacts the greatest combination I can think of (excluding the addition of pasta). Madd props.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i want to be a robot pirate

this song just is that awesome


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Made my day

It was funny and surprisingly well rhymed. The only gripe I have with it (besides the mistake at the parrot part; you first refer to Polly as a 'he' and then it becomes a 'she') is that the sound crackles at various intervals.

And to those that want to download it, the song is available on iTunes

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Loved it, a LOT

Although, when it came to mopping the whole poop deck in 11 seconds, you should have made the bot look like a Roomba... would have been that much funnier... XD

Although, yes, I loved it, 10/10.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Pasta is good too ;P!!!