Crime is a shit that needs wiping up!
Anything can happen on the moon!
So this "game" video was conceived, programmed and drawn over a 2 month period, at 3 in the morning, drunk, with head phones on, sat in the dark listening to Bon Iver. It, at heart, is a glorified music video. Infact, you'll probably enjoy it a little more if you don't think of it as a game at all.
For optimum enjoyment, get dumped.