Keep in mind this is NOT MY first Flash, but just a parody of all others. The poor quality was intentional. That is also not how I animate.
Tiny File size, big whoop. But to some of you that's all it takes to kill it. :( I don't know if that will pass or not but this is basically just a part of something for school, as a demonstration of what a doomed submission would look like. And if this does get blammed you will only be proving my theory.
For Newgrounds I made it somewhat more risque and reversed the white background (Kind of like how the colors of the sky and ground are switched in my Chibi Theatre episodes) of most amateur Flash movies. I did it ALL so you newbies don't have to. I think this basically sums up almost every first Flash though.