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Mar 11, 2010 | 12:23 PM EST
  • Daily Feature March 12, 2010

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Epic Fail 5 Points Fail 20 times
Farm Massacre 5 Points Kill 20 farmers
Medium Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Medium Jumper 5 Points Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Small Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Small Jumper 5 Points Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fight In The Shade 10 Points Block 20 volleys of arrows
Large Dodger 10 Points Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Large Jumper 10 Points Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Mano-A-Mano 10 Points Block 20 duelists
Think Fast! 10 Points Dodge 10 rider attacks
Trample Mania 10 Points Jump 20 hoplites
Was That a Fly? 10 Points Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Cover Up 25 Points Unlock all armor
Eat My Dust 25 Points Outrun 10 riders
Cat And Mouse 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Long Day 50 Points Complete Story mode
Survivor 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Hell And Back 100 Points Complete hardcore mode
The Spice Of Life 100 Points Unlock all game modes

Author Comments

WARNING: This game is graphic intensive, please play in popup mode to avoid bad lag and reduce the quality in the options if it feels sluggish!

[hih-PAHL-ih-tuh]

Hello people! SWiTCH and Evil-Dog invite you to embark on a brutal journey! A brutally hard journey of doom for freedom and redemption! haha nah seriously, enjoy our reflex/action game! Comments are always appreciated! Tell us what you think! Cheers!

Controls: W,A,S,D and space (jump, block, dodge, sprint and javelin)

TURN YOUR SOUND ON!
You'll be severely gimped without it.

If you're having trouble seeing what's going on, please try turning down the quality in the options.
If you can't figure out how to overcome an obstacle, try a different approach (there's only so many keys to choose from after all).

Collect Amazon Points to unlock more game modes and vanity armor.

Earn your place on the high score lists for Hardcore, Survival, and Pursuit modes.

Enjoy!

Reviews


superanayalatorsuperanayalator

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 16, 2010

great

Awesome game, it's not the maker's fault that everyone sucks.



VelvetKevorkian429VelvetKevorkian429

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 24, 2010

Great combination of challenging game types

This game is really fun, and really tough too. As much as I hate to admit it, I love that it got me frustrated and actually got my heart pumping.
Great game.



Tatsue2Tatsue2

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 11, 2010

great

the texture is amazing for a flash game. the graphics are thus as well. I could really enjoy this if the chick wasn't so hot. and her tits bounce. its a great game, i especially enjoy what the narrator says if you fail.


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HolmfryHolmfry

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 12, 2010

Awesome!

Love reaction games like this, very awesome. Gorgeous graphics, too, and the story is driving me to keep trying to finish it.

Also, not to be crass but I can't stop watching the bewbs swaying hypnotically, I'm sure that caused at least a few deaths. ;)


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CptOwenCptOwen

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 14, 2010

Hmmm, bouncy :3

Is it wrong that I wont equip the body armour or helmet? I didn't think so.
There is nothing I don't like about this game, even the russian accents sound cool (should be greek tho). Character and movement look awesome (I'm talking about the movement of the horse and the attacks/defend/dodges, aswell as the obvious breast movements). There is also something tremendously satisfying about the way the farmers and hopilites die.
The game is challenging, but not too difficult to figure out (for those who are stuck its, jump (up/w), dodge (down/s), block (back/a), run (forward/d) and spear throw (space)). God knows what the hardcore levels are gunna be like tho.
Really like the story so far (im only on the 4th chapter) cant wait to finish it.
All in all I'd say 9.5/10 (-0.5 cos of the accents and you can only kill two types of enemy, which is very unamazonian) but I'm rounding it up to 10 anyway.
Well done sir, I look forward to more of your work :D