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Mar 11, 2010 | 12:23 PM EST
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Epic Fail 5 Points Fail 20 times
Farm Massacre 5 Points Kill 20 farmers
Medium Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Medium Jumper 5 Points Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Small Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Small Jumper 5 Points Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fight In The Shade 10 Points Block 20 volleys of arrows
Large Dodger 10 Points Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Large Jumper 10 Points Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Mano-A-Mano 10 Points Block 20 duelists
Think Fast! 10 Points Dodge 10 rider attacks
Trample Mania 10 Points Jump 20 hoplites
Was That a Fly? 10 Points Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Cover Up 25 Points Unlock all armor
Eat My Dust 25 Points Outrun 10 riders
Cat And Mouse 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Long Day 50 Points Complete Story mode
Survivor 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Hell And Back 100 Points Complete hardcore mode
The Spice Of Life 100 Points Unlock all game modes

Author Comments

WARNING: This game is graphic intensive, please play in popup mode to avoid bad lag and reduce the quality in the options if it feels sluggish!

[hih-PAHL-ih-tuh]

Hello people! SWiTCH and Evil-Dog invite you to embark on a brutal journey! A brutally hard journey of doom for freedom and redemption! haha nah seriously, enjoy our reflex/action game! Comments are always appreciated! Tell us what you think! Cheers!

Controls: W,A,S,D and space (jump, block, dodge, sprint and javelin)

TURN YOUR SOUND ON!
You'll be severely gimped without it.

If you're having trouble seeing what's going on, please try turning down the quality in the options.
If you can't figure out how to overcome an obstacle, try a different approach (there's only so many keys to choose from after all).

Collect Amazon Points to unlock more game modes and vanity armor.

Earn your place on the high score lists for Hardcore, Survival, and Pursuit modes.

Enjoy!

Reviews


BijhanBijhan

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Fuck that!

I'm supposed to be playing a reaction game where I need to look for things coming at me while you've made these spectacularly animated boobies bouncing around like tweens at a Jonas Brothers concert? Those tits were HUGE. And AWESOME. I died four or five times before I realized I had not been looking at anything but those magnificent jumblies.

You get three stars for boobs. I can't say anything else about the rest of the game because I didn't get to play the rest of the game.



tjardotjardo

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

crap

bad game, simply because you have to react extremely fast and jump at the exact right time. 3 stars for the graphics/sound/idea though.



AgentCrucibleAgentCrucible

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Gameplay

The game was beautiful. Loved everything about it except having to play it.



Katgirl900214Katgirl900214

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It lagged so horribly...

It lagged so much I couldn't lower the quality. Every time I treid the computer froze up.



MeNobodyMeNobody

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Very unfair

This game is great. There's no doubt about it.
But there is one HUGE flaw that makes it almost unplayable.
There's a HUGE lag when you press space or when you block arrows. It's impossible to dodge the next obstacle unless you were given ample time. This occurs about 50% of the time, that is, every second enemy that I kill or batch of arrows I have to block, I usually die because I can't dodge or jump the next obstacle.
If you could fix that, then maybe, I could give you higher score.
A game that is unplayable does not deserve high rating, or a rating for that matter.


Evil-Dog responds:

haha it's not lag it's a slomo