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Epic Fail 5 Points Fail 20 times
Farm Massacre 5 Points Kill 20 farmers
Medium Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Medium Jumper 5 Points Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Small Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Small Jumper 5 Points Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fight In The Shade 10 Points Block 20 volleys of arrows
Large Dodger 10 Points Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Large Jumper 10 Points Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Mano-A-Mano 10 Points Block 20 duelists
Think Fast! 10 Points Dodge 10 rider attacks
Trample Mania 10 Points Jump 20 hoplites
Was That a Fly? 10 Points Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Cover Up 25 Points Unlock all armor
Eat My Dust 25 Points Outrun 10 riders
Cat And Mouse 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Long Day 50 Points Complete Story mode
Survivor 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Hell And Back 100 Points Complete hardcore mode
The Spice Of Life 100 Points Unlock all game modes

Author Comments

WARNING: This game is graphic intensive, please play in popup mode to avoid bad lag and reduce the quality in the options if it feels sluggish!

[hih-PAHL-ih-tuh]

Hello people! SWiTCH and Evil-Dog invite you to embark on a brutal journey! A brutally hard journey of doom for freedom and redemption! haha nah seriously, enjoy our reflex/action game! Comments are always appreciated! Tell us what you think! Cheers!

Controls: W,A,S,D and space (jump, block, dodge, sprint and javelin)

TURN YOUR SOUND ON!
You'll be severely gimped without it.

If you're having trouble seeing what's going on, please try turning down the quality in the options.
If you can't figure out how to overcome an obstacle, try a different approach (there's only so many keys to choose from after all).

Collect Amazon Points to unlock more game modes and vanity armor.

Earn your place on the high score lists for Hardcore, Survival, and Pursuit modes.

Enjoy!

Reviews


BubbaBrownBubbaBrown

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Graphically beautiful, but annoying gameplay

Quick time events are the bane of gaming. Any time I see a game use a quick time event, I see a designer with no imagination. "Instead of putting in gameplay mechanics with depth and skill, we'll just put in mundane, simplistic button pressing." The story is interesting and graphics are well done, but someone else should have designed the core gameplay. The graphics also tend to get in the way of gameplay as the busy foregrounds and backgrounds will get the way of spotting key elements in the game. Also, the reliance of sound as a warning indicator tends to limit the game and also assumes only a particular group of people will play this game. Those that are deaf will have a much harder, if not impossible time playing this game. Anyone that tends to be either highly visual will not be able to effectively play this game. The music is good and voice acting convincing.

The sections are too long with no inbetween resume points, so you'll repeat many sections of the same level for one silly mistake at the very end for no apparent reason other than to artificially lengthen the game. For a main character that is suppose to be a badass warrior... they tend to die very easily for the silliest reasons. The mechanics tend to embarrass the rest of the game.

The currency in the game (Amazon Points) doesn't really do much and the game could of done without them. The new modes don't add that much and everything else that is unlockable is superficial in nature. Yet another bane of gaming, achievements and moronic obsession with unlocking elements of a game.

It is just another reflex button pusher game in the end. It's tediously repetitive and tries to create "difficulty" through "obscurity", which only tends to just annoy the player and take away from the game. Good story, good plot, good graphics, and good sound all wasted effort in the end.

While the authors are skilled in graphics and audio, they would be better to leave game design to some else.


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Diamond-KillerDiamond-Killer

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Has anyone notced that her boob is sticking out?

So i was playing the game then when i killed someone it went slow enough for me to quickly realize "Holy crap her boob is sticking out"



AegisOzAegisOz

Rated 1 / 5 stars

No. Just no.

There is absolutely no explanation of what to look out for. I died hitting low-hanging branches or rocks several times until I finally figured out that they're not part of the background. They blend in FAR too well.

There's never ANY mention made of how to avoid other objects, such as the guy with his pitchfork. I tried jumping over it, blocking it (how does that one NOT work, exactly?), leaning down to go under it, and a few other things. So far the only thing I haven't tried is just charging through it as fast as possible and frankly, I've run out of patience with the game to even bother.

If you're going to make a reaction game, it would help to have a short explanation tutorial of what to look out for, and how to deal with it. Don't just throw people into the fire and expect them to have a good time banging their heads against it over and over trying to learn what to do and when.

Also, points for dying on the same thing over and over? Rewarding people for throwing themselves at an obstacle long enough to upgrade is NEVER a good idea.

You get a star for art and a star for music, but for actual gameplay, I can't give you anything. Next time, I highly recommend a tutorial and maybe enhance the graphics of the obstacles themselves so they stand out, instead of blending them into the background.


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SN0WC0NE17SN0WC0NE17

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I'm sorry but...

This game is just too challenging. I mean I love a good challenge, but this game makes me want to tear my hair off and throw my hair to my computer. This is pretty much another version of "The impossible game" once you reach the fifth level in story mode. The day I see someone beat hardcore mode is the day the world will end. Very artistic and good with colors, it's just impossible to beat.



nakedxbabenakedxbabe

Rated 1 / 5 stars

degrading to women

she has her top off when riding a horse.. :/
its so degrating just looking at it plus its wayy too hard


Evil-Dog responds:

there's nothing sexual about it, breats are normal
She's an amazon, you think they wore bras?