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Mar 11, 2010 | 12:23 PM EST
  • Daily Feature March 12, 2010

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Epic Fail 5 Points Fail 20 times
Farm Massacre 5 Points Kill 20 farmers
Medium Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Medium Jumper 5 Points Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Small Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Small Jumper 5 Points Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fight In The Shade 10 Points Block 20 volleys of arrows
Large Dodger 10 Points Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Large Jumper 10 Points Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Mano-A-Mano 10 Points Block 20 duelists
Think Fast! 10 Points Dodge 10 rider attacks
Trample Mania 10 Points Jump 20 hoplites
Was That a Fly? 10 Points Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Cover Up 25 Points Unlock all armor
Eat My Dust 25 Points Outrun 10 riders
Cat And Mouse 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Long Day 50 Points Complete Story mode
Survivor 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Hell And Back 100 Points Complete hardcore mode
The Spice Of Life 100 Points Unlock all game modes

Author Comments

WARNING: This game is graphic intensive, please play in popup mode to avoid bad lag and reduce the quality in the options if it feels sluggish!

[hih-PAHL-ih-tuh]

Hello people! SWiTCH and Evil-Dog invite you to embark on a brutal journey! A brutally hard journey of doom for freedom and redemption! haha nah seriously, enjoy our reflex/action game! Comments are always appreciated! Tell us what you think! Cheers!

Controls: W,A,S,D and space (jump, block, dodge, sprint and javelin)

TURN YOUR SOUND ON!
You'll be severely gimped without it.

If you're having trouble seeing what's going on, please try turning down the quality in the options.
If you can't figure out how to overcome an obstacle, try a different approach (there's only so many keys to choose from after all).

Collect Amazon Points to unlock more game modes and vanity armor.

Earn your place on the high score lists for Hardcore, Survival, and Pursuit modes.

Enjoy!

Reviews


DarkPatuDarkPatu

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 12, 2010

Absolutely Amazingly Addictive

A GREAT game, really hearkens back to the days where if you didn't do something just right in a game, you got fucked. Beautiful graphics, smooth animation and decent voices. I must say I love the gurgle when the hoplites die and the doubt in the voice of the narrator when you fail. Very enthralling game and completely deserving of a 10 score and front page honors.



thynameisconorthynameisconor

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 13, 2010

You are correct.

This game is incredibly hard. It is also one of the most original games I have played yet. Keep up the good work, and I'll keep trying to beat this game.


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bilbo1778bilbo1778

Rated 5 / 5 stars April 5, 2010

Kept me entertained for hours!

Never have I played such a simultaneously frustrating and awesome game. The first 4 levels in story mode weren't too bad with some practice, but the game becomes VERY VERY difficult at level 5 as you are basically forced to sprint through the whole thing on account of those riders.

Nevertheless, no matter how discouraged I got, I finally beat the sucker despite the fact I got vertigo from the backgrounds fucking with my eyes (no joke). Then I went back and got all the achievements of course. =)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make more games! And next time, PLEASE include a progress bar so I can see how close I was to victory before I fucked it up ^_^


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godofdeath3223godofdeath3223

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 12, 2010

good but

the bouncing tits make it kinda heard to play lol



haggerswordhaggersword

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 26, 2010

Great Respectable Game

Great controls. Great Action. Great use of Greek Mythology. Finally Great use of Boobs. sorry had to say it.


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