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Mar 11, 2010 | 12:23 PM EST
  • Daily Feature March 12, 2010

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Epic Fail 5 Points Fail 20 times
Farm Massacre 5 Points Kill 20 farmers
Medium Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Medium Jumper 5 Points Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Small Dodger 5 Points Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Small Jumper 5 Points Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fight In The Shade 10 Points Block 20 volleys of arrows
Large Dodger 10 Points Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Large Jumper 10 Points Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Mano-A-Mano 10 Points Block 20 duelists
Think Fast! 10 Points Dodge 10 rider attacks
Trample Mania 10 Points Jump 20 hoplites
Was That a Fly? 10 Points Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Cover Up 25 Points Unlock all armor
Eat My Dust 25 Points Outrun 10 riders
Cat And Mouse 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Long Day 50 Points Complete Story mode
Survivor 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Hell And Back 100 Points Complete hardcore mode
The Spice Of Life 100 Points Unlock all game modes

Author Comments

WARNING: This game is graphic intensive, please play in popup mode to avoid bad lag and reduce the quality in the options if it feels sluggish!

[hih-PAHL-ih-tuh]

Hello people! SWiTCH and Evil-Dog invite you to embark on a brutal journey! A brutally hard journey of doom for freedom and redemption! haha nah seriously, enjoy our reflex/action game! Comments are always appreciated! Tell us what you think! Cheers!

Controls: W,A,S,D and space (jump, block, dodge, sprint and javelin)

TURN YOUR SOUND ON!
You'll be severely gimped without it.

If you're having trouble seeing what's going on, please try turning down the quality in the options.
If you can't figure out how to overcome an obstacle, try a different approach (there's only so many keys to choose from after all).

Collect Amazon Points to unlock more game modes and vanity armor.

Earn your place on the high score lists for Hardcore, Survival, and Pursuit modes.

Enjoy!

Reviews


ballzinesballzines

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well...

This game is fucking hard, but i like it ;D


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lynnfent1stlynnfent1st

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

good game

but litteraly, every level is pretty long, and then you hear that sweet saying, as in if you're in the first round, you'd hear we need to speed up! there's a big jump ahead!, and then you speed up, but then you hear the dreadful," Die!" as you get stabbed by a damn farmer. Then allllllll the way back over, it's just pretty annoying, 4 da guy below me, YOU WATCH TOO MUCH AVGN!!



PhilioliosoPhiliolioso

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Wow

NO HEALTHBAR?????
This game makes silver surfer for NES look like a game for an infant. This game is of legendary caliber. It's not really that difficult of a process, but if you make one mistake you have shattered the entire game/story and have to restart completely. That doesn't make much sense to me. Maybe I'm just not hardcore enough to spend the hours becoming proficient enough to play this game.



NersulNersul

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice

But not that hard, run throu the third level without a second try, (died in the first level a few times) you just have to find the rytm of the game, but all in all a very pretty nice game with bouncing boobies.



VanillaC0keVanillaC0ke

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

PRO TIPS - READ

Good game, good reaction tests. READ THIS IF YOU NEED HELP

-When there's a warning about arrows, click the corresponding defense button RIGHT AFTER THE LAST WORD OF THE WARNING.

-You cant kill cavalry. Period.

-In later levels, you HAVE to speed up alot. Later obstacles become very long, and the cavalry that moves from behind cannot be killed-only outrun after a certain distance.

-DO NOT LOWER QUALITY. THE LAG SAVES YOUR ASS LATER ON, WHEN CONSECUTIVE ATTACKS (2~4 IN A ROW) COME UP.

-warning sounds of front cavalry: "it's you and me!" "Die!"

-warning sounds of hopilie (spearmen): "Come up then!" "Go to hell!" "For honor and glory!"

-warning sounds for peasants: "Where are you going?!' "You're dead, slave!"


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