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Originally created for Pirate Kart 2, in under 2 hours (those are the rules!) Ported by mirosurabu. Apologies!
5 seconds of play and a cheap joke
You simply cannot name a game Suicide Is NOT The Answer and have it be that short with a joke ending.
I admit it...
I laughed. Out loud.That was totally unexpected. The lack of music is a bit unnerving too, I don't know if that was intentional or not. This almost seems like an interactive movie. Nice!
I was pressing shift to jump, and sticky keys scared the shit out of me. But yeah, that was a pretty surprising ending, good job, it made me chuckle.
You funny fucker
A retro-inspired 2D Action RPG set in the distant future (DEMO)
Travel the world on an epic shark lifting adventure!
What happens after the final boss is defeated?
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