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rated 2.84 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody
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clockcrew
counterstrike
valve
half-life

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May 24, 2002 | 5:42 PM EDT
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Reviews


SpazzManSpazzMan

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars June 3, 2002

Not bad

But what the fuck was that ^ thing that shook all about wheneva someone spoke???


SnIpErClOcK responds:

Since clocks don't have mouths (as I am no exception) you have to use some kind of object to show who is actually speaking. That "speaker" was the one i wanted to use.. as opposed to blocks and sticks.... kinda adds a "Made in 5 minutes" look to the movie... even though it took 3 weeks... hehe.


onebigbadwulfonebigbadwulf

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars May 29, 2002

Dude

The ONLY funny part was the shasta getting shot in the head. Can you just extract that one scene and post it, it's the only part worth watching.



nailbombernailbomber

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars June 4, 2002

help

i know this has nothing to do with the film,but ive gone and got my fist stuck in my sisters anus......any ideas?


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DarkHorseDarkHorse

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars May 31, 2002

WHAT HAPPENED?

This movie started out promising, but it went all downhill from there. I mean, CCHL is a funny concept, but this movie over-did it. We don't need that much CCHL. And another thing that really increased this movie's suck factor: those goddamn "continue" buttons. What the hell is that? Can't we just make a single, fluid animation? Oh wait, I forgot. It's clock crew.


SnIpErClOcK responds:

SImple concept: LAG. If I didn't put those buttons in (which i didn't even want to do) the whole movie had about a full second of lag to it (and i didnt feel like trying to re-synch everything that much... its a pain in the ass. As for the "Single Fluid Motion"... and having it be a "Clock Crew Movie".... Make a movie yourself... THEN complain. No wait... no movies from ya... nevermind.


FattyWhaleFattyWhale

Rated 1 / 5 stars March 8, 2007

K

^^Good Points^^
There were some funny parts in this movie, mostly when one of the characters said something completely random. Storyline was decent.

^^Needs Improving^^
This wasn't very nice to look at. I don't like the screenshot backgrounds you had, would have been better if you drew them out. Also, not much animation in each scene, pretty much just the speech indicator. Got boring because of these two things.


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