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Feb 10, 2010 | 5:44 AM EST

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I Loved it!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Carpal Tunnel Like A Mo-Fo

I think you just found the cure to chronic masturbation, no doubt.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

number 36

ya im number 36


Rated 3 / 5 stars

good thing im not on the highscore board

a simple concept.and by that that i mean very limited gameplay value. plus the fact that it hurts to play will deter most. i managed to score only 1.2 million after trying many times and seeing as how this game can be beaten by one who simply masterbates enough im very happy im not up on the wall of shame called the high score list lol. to those who scored in the 2 millions, congrats and sorry bout the whole no girlfriend thing...

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I liked it, but there's nothing awesome that stands out about it so i gave a 7/10.
Also, how the FUCK did people get 2,000,000 on this?! That's crazy fast key mashing man.