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Metal Gear Declassified

rated 3.74 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Original

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Jan 17, 2010 | 5:30 PM EST

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Secret information has been leaked exclusively to by a former Kojima Productions staff member, revealed for the first time what the REAL reason was behind Metal Gear Solid 4's constant delays, by sharing part of the development "animatic" and behind-the-scenes secrets.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I can see Kojima doing that

This is brilliant. The funniest thing is that I can totally picture the "BOOM BOOM BOOM" scene actually happening in the game, considering all the other crazy stuff in MGS4.

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Rated 0 / 5 stars

not even funny?

what ever i dont really get your jokes. not really funny.
but in response to the shit talking of game delays. you cant expect them to release an unfinished game. other wise everyone would be like. omg took forever and it fuckinn suckss. wouldnt want that now would we?

MrWolfe responds:

You give it a zero, simply because it's "not really funny" to you?

I don't care about the delay of the game, you really don't get the joke.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

excellent satire

I didn't have high hopes for this exposé due to the fact that this is on newgrounds, and the slow pace of the Ocelot scene, but I was pleasantly surprised. The "toilet humor" is a necessary butt of the joke that completely trivializes the whole setup. Really well done.

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MrWolfe responds:

Thank you for actually getting it! I was hoping that's what people would realize... although to be honest I never thought people would take the "expose" aspect seriously to begin with.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Toilet Humour?

50% Toilet Humour, 40% MGS4 hating, 10% Kojima hating.
The work of a 12 year old TUS member, I'd say.

MrWolfe responds:

Kojima is the one who used toilet humour more than anyone in MGS4... Don't you realize that?

Also, I don't hate Kojima, I just like to make fun at his expense.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


liquid make the bang bang move in the online game^^ and i think that MGS3 is the best mgs and game ever online and offline