God punishes Egypt with 10 wacky plagues!4.42 / 5.00 2,751 Views
You wanna see it? You wanna see my pecker?4.41 / 5.00 8,541 Views
Why everyone hated the kid that lived across the street4.36 / 5.00 2,654 Views
Made late last year for someone's secret santa. Their request was a bunch of disjointed things they wanted and didn't want, so I decided instead to just do everything they did (and didn't) want.
List is as follows:
"Kirito from the band Pierrot (had to google this shit)
almost-naked men (I don't like buff men)
women with nice boobies (big ones... or none, it depends)
homosex stuff is good
don't care if it's color... your choice :)
and no afros, pls
and NO mullets, unless they are sexy (which won't happen)
people with all their limbs
no animals or furries/anthro/etc pls
no harry potter type shit lol..."
Yep. Just figured I'd post this to prove how not dead I actually was.
ADDDITIONAL: The music is indeed from another user here on NG. I stoles it from their audio submission but gosh darn I don't remember who you are- if you want note me and rectify the situation darling.