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Jan 5, 2010 | 6:44 AM EST

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY

Are you hanging up a spastic on your wall?
It's the time that every paedo has a ball
Do you ride a red arsed baby?
Keep on wanking at full pace?
Do you shoot your load upon a kiddies face?

Well here it is Sicki Christmas
Everybody's having bum
Look to your basement now
Your daughters full of cu - u - um

Are you waiting for the rapist to arrive?
Could he be molesting kiddies in your drive?
Does your granny always tell ya
that your penis tastes the best?
And she takes it up the shitter like the rest!

So here it is Sicki Christmas
Someone's arse is getting torn
Look in your garden now
There's gang rape on the law - aw - awn

What will your Mama do
When she sees your Daddy fuckin' Santa Claus
up the aaaaaarse?

Have the fat yanks down-voted your favourite jokes?
Will the computer overheat and end up broke?
Has the black man stole your telly?
Were you watching midget porn?
Dead babies, do they still give you the horn?

Well here it is Sicki Christmas
Soon the racists will arrive
Hey there's a paki bastard
And he's barely just ali - I - ive

IT'S CHRIIIISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Reviews


SirWolfySirWolfy

Rated 4 / 5 stars

That was the most disturbed thing

I've ever heard, seen or read. Well done, sir.


Sidorio responds:

I doubt that very much. There nothing more disturbing than yiffing.


DicktationDicktation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Sir. The score for this submission should be much higher.


Sidorio responds:

Peope are just angry that I submitted it about three months too late.


WoppetWoppet

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Before you insult me in your reply to this review.

i'd just like to say, i don't particularly care if a joke is offensive in all honesty. I like a good old fashioned shocking joke that will offend everyone, but these jokes weren't even that funny. Nor were they offensive. I mean i read them all and i didn't laugh once.
And on top of that, this whole thing could have pretty much been written down. Why does it need to be a flash?
You're reply to this review had better be in capital letters containing some very arrogant yet somehow insincere comments, like i would expect from a user who created this flash video.
Even though your reply will be predictable, i'm sure you'll find your way around a predictable response and cause me to laugh. Which will be nice, because i'm definitely not laughing at your flash. Rant over.


Sidorio responds:

My favourite hobby is sucking dicks.


glavcaglavca

Rated 2 / 5 stars

welll

It is the 4th of january... earth is not bigg as saturn.
PS: not every one who speaks english "gets" english jokes...
there funny though xP
no animation?you should add an animation for each joke in the background.


Sidorio responds:

Perhaps I could direct you to the 'Awesome' series. Witty video game observations and silly voices will probably hold your attention better.