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Featuring art by UnknownClock and music by Gebz
please reply to this i cant type any thing in instead i kept pressing ask this made me realized the clock just answers randomly thus this game is not very good but i would stilll like to play it :(
You aren't a very smart person.
Trippy the clown
mellow bra this would be an ample clock day thing i like it
I asked if i could kill him and he said "You cannot kill StrawberryClock"
StrawberryClock knows all. You cannot kill StrawberryClock.
Well He's a liar
I ask if I'll be rich :"Yeah, man"
If I realized my dream : "Yeah, man"
If he think I'm a dumb : "Yeah, man"...
Those are therefore, all true.
This Freaked me out a lil bit lol.
I asked it if id ever get married and it said,
"Well as we started making out, she unzipped my pants, put her hand on my dick and as soon as she touched it I immediatly came and started farting."
That is freaky XC
Retro Shooter with generated content
Blow the enemy to hell or die a hero! Do you have the Expendaballs for combat, Soldier?
It's time to escape the city!
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