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Dec 27, 2009 | 7:35 AM EST
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CUTSCENE PLAYLIST: (EpicRoll, Keyboard Cat) ew_play_list?p=453C3D6EFB 63D819

thegame (dot) nutcasenightmare (dot) com (slash) downloads
Spaces added to piss off bots.


Yay, Daily 1st, Weekly Top Five, Monthy 2nd Best Game of December, and Portal History 2009!


Just added a Keyboard Cat; it was a deleted scene that I just HAD to put back in... Yeah.
Updates at @ncasenmare. Don't worry, Twittering has passed into the 'not-social-suicide' region.

If you feel like posting level editor codes, PLEASE use pastebin (dot) ca. Posting the codes into the NG reviews messes up the format of the code. I would love to play your levels, if not only just to steal ideas.
Here are examples I made: 6 3

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Don't worry, you didn't miss a THING this decade. REPLAYING :the game: has 150 hopping faceless characters, 30 irrelevant levels, 6 original-ish tracks, 5 minutes of wtf cutscenes, a level editor to hack together and spam others with your very own levels, pretentious highscores, pretentious unlockables, and the innovative, what-is-this-i-don't-even Level Playlist feature. And with all this, we will help you relive those moments. Whether you want to or not.

Replay :the game:.

Left / Right to Move
Up to Jump
Down to Duck, which had completely no purpose in the last game, and now has company with:
Down + L/R to Crawl
And of course, Alt-F4 for free candy exploding out of your keyboard.



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Hate it.

Personally, i despise games like this and find it a big waste of time. Sure its somewhat humerous but does not make up for the fact that there is no playability to it. Artworks okay and lots of content which is good. Why does newgrounds keep posting hokey cheesy lame games on the front page... really getting tired of it. Quality control anyone?
Suggestions would be that make some actual playability to the game.
Thanks for the submission!


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Friends don't let friends abuse memes

And you are my friend, Newgrounds... </3

Nutcasenightmare responds:




Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Could, and SHOULD have been a movie!

As a game, I'm sorry to say that I got bored as hell - since its the same thing over and over again, with no other points than parody texts of movies and stuff, why the hell haven't you made it as a parody movie?!
Was a bit (gladly) surprised when the left 4 dead thing popped up and you could both shoot and walk (not just jump off a platform) - but same thing there: got bored of the concept after like four rooms of mass clicking. Sorry, but you don't get more than a three (at least it looked good, and the 3d-like environent in the left4dead was kinda cool)..


Rated 1 / 5 stars


Now, I have a good sense of humour, and yes, this does indeed have some humour to it.

But the fact is, the jokes are all presented in teh same goddamn way, it's almost like you're telling a collection of jokes, but the damn punchline is incredibly similar no matter how different the build up to the punch line is.

The stock level is a goddamn pain in the arse, why did I have to wait some 15 minutes before it decides to let you win?

Once again, the humour gets old and very dry fast. Sure enough I found the best part of this flash the preloader, what the fuck is that? If you're goddamn preloader is better than the flash itself you need to sort yourself out.

Furthermore, this is hardly a game, it's an interactive, you can move left and right, oh and "crawl" and jump... You spend the whole game trying to kill yourself while humour goes on in the background, some jokes seem high-brow and I didn't understand some of them as you have to have specific interests, eg. Zim.

I can see this review as getting flagged because it's harsh, but it's the damn truth, atleast I provide a full review compared to whole three lines complimenting a specific level and automatically giving you a 10 or 9.

The game lacks any showing of some hard work, for example, the same graphics are used, the same level is used in and out, the only thin that deserves compliments is the... well animations?

I disliked this "game" strongly, it's a waste of space in my opinion, it wasn't funny, it was a string of shit unrelated jokes tied together, rather than atleast keeping them related. Maybe I'm missing something, but I've asked a couple of people and they don't seem to get why people think of this game as this good, therefore leading me to believe that people find even the driest of comedy, a piece of gold in the eyes in a flock of goddamn sheep.

I hope you start making some actual games soon.

Nutcasenightmare responds:

You know, the funny thing is that I created levels like the 3D first person shooter and the 3D trolley to prove that I can make complex games, I merely choose not to. So in a way, this game was far more complex as it used SEVERAL game mechanics, ranging from 3d to drawing to particle physics...

So no, it wasn't supposed to have really any much 'game' value beyond the levels with highscores. That was kind of the point of the game, and my apologies that this game did not cater to your specific interests / sense of humour. ( I was just making levels and jokes based off what I love, from my 'high-brow' interests like math and economics, to my 'low-brow' interests like memes or violence. It's nice to know many people sans people like you share at least *some* of my very divergent interests. )


******** Thank you for asking a couple of your peers on this before deciding that, because it is not a conventional game, everyone else are sheep. =D ********

But in all seriousness, I want to add even more game value to this series. Your concerns are of a minority, but a substantial one; plus I actually do want to make 'real' games. I've already considered changing up the format a bit next time.


P.S: Stock market glitch was fixed a long, long time ago. Keep up with the times man.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

this game is awful

not only does this game revolve around politics which i dont pay attention to as much as i dont care it makes no sense and has no fun whatsoever the only thing i enjoyed was the gun part