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Dec 27, 2009 | 7:35 AM EST
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CUTSCENE PLAYLIST: (EpicRoll, Keyboard Cat) ew_play_list?p=453C3D6EFB 63D819

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Yay, Daily 1st, Weekly Top Five, Monthy 2nd Best Game of December, and Portal History 2009!


Just added a Keyboard Cat; it was a deleted scene that I just HAD to put back in... Yeah.
Updates at @ncasenmare. Don't worry, Twittering has passed into the 'not-social-suicide' region.

If you feel like posting level editor codes, PLEASE use pastebin (dot) ca. Posting the codes into the NG reviews messes up the format of the code. I would love to play your levels, if not only just to steal ideas.
Here are examples I made: 6 3

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Don't worry, you didn't miss a THING this decade. REPLAYING :the game: has 150 hopping faceless characters, 30 irrelevant levels, 6 original-ish tracks, 5 minutes of wtf cutscenes, a level editor to hack together and spam others with your very own levels, pretentious highscores, pretentious unlockables, and the innovative, what-is-this-i-don't-even Level Playlist feature. And with all this, we will help you relive those moments. Whether you want to or not.

Replay :the game:.

Left / Right to Move
Up to Jump
Down to Duck, which had completely no purpose in the last game, and now has company with:
Down + L/R to Crawl
And of course, Alt-F4 for free candy exploding out of your keyboard.



Rated 1 / 5 stars

this game is awful

not only does this game revolve around politics which i dont pay attention to as much as i dont care it makes no sense and has no fun whatsoever the only thing i enjoyed was the gun part


Rated 1 / 5 stars

This Really Isn't A Game

This really did not feel like a game but more like interactive flash cartoon without much of point I guess if you are into the humor of the game it is great I was not. I also did not find that there was much point to the game itself other than just being gory for the sake of being gory. This probably my least liked game on Newgrouds this far. The 2 stars are the fact that it is interactive and there are cheaters on screen but there is not much beyond that.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

This version

I've beaten it on Kongregate, but this version seems more messed up. The gun/first-person shooter level needs to be skippable because it can glitch a ton.


Rated 1 / 5 stars


A lot of people like this game but I can't see why. The meme jokes werent even funny, the jokes were all leftist and the overall gameplay was just blah. Plus, nobody makes fun of Firefly and gets away with it.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Sucks ass.

If i want to know all the bullshit wrong with america I can just watch fucking glenn beck instead of pressing the right key a million times.