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Dec 27, 2009 | 7:35 AM EST
  • Daily Feature December 28, 2009
  • Weekly 4th Place December 29, 2009

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A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath 25 Points Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END 100 Points Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

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CUTSCENE PLAYLIST: (EpicRoll, Keyboard Cat) ew_play_list?p=453C3D6EFB 63D819

thegame (dot) nutcasenightmare (dot) com (slash) downloads
Spaces added to piss off bots.


Yay, Daily 1st, Weekly Top Five, Monthy 2nd Best Game of December, and Portal History 2009!


Just added a Keyboard Cat; it was a deleted scene that I just HAD to put back in... Yeah.
Updates at @ncasenmare. Don't worry, Twittering has passed into the 'not-social-suicide' region.

If you feel like posting level editor codes, PLEASE use pastebin (dot) ca. Posting the codes into the NG reviews messes up the format of the code. I would love to play your levels, if not only just to steal ideas.
Here are examples I made: 6 3

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Don't worry, you didn't miss a THING this decade. REPLAYING :the game: has 150 hopping faceless characters, 30 irrelevant levels, 6 original-ish tracks, 5 minutes of wtf cutscenes, a level editor to hack together and spam others with your very own levels, pretentious highscores, pretentious unlockables, and the innovative, what-is-this-i-don't-even Level Playlist feature. And with all this, we will help you relive those moments. Whether you want to or not.

Replay :the game:.

Left / Right to Move
Up to Jump
Down to Duck, which had completely no purpose in the last game, and now has company with:
Down + L/R to Crawl
And of course, Alt-F4 for free candy exploding out of your keyboard.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


plz make more they iz awesum!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very good

But in the level of Mortage Crisis, if you throw too many money the game crashes. Please fix this.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not very good

Nicely made, I understood what the game was about since I've played the previous one, but it's not actually enjoyable to play.
The author isn't nearly as funny as he thinks he is.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Problem officer?

Gentlemen. I was baking an awesome cake when my mom got scared and sent me to bel-air. where I was promply told tits or gtfo. Seeing as I had no tits I had to barrel roll out of a nearby window and vector thrust through the sky until I met a man who called himself Chips Handon. He appeared to like mudflips and had a strange tenancy to say 'dasu dasu' after every sentence he was currently delivering cheeze pizzas to a friendly neighborhood bear working as a babysitter, seeing that he was busy I bade him farewell and went home shortly afterwards. As I arrived home I recived a call from an old contact of mine Slowpoke asking me if I wanted a ride to my house I promptly told him he was a tad late and hung up as my neighbor while attempting to commit suicide due to mass amounts of failure had accidentally a bear. Also The Game.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Super Super Super Lag

I can't pass the subprime level either!
Please fix it;
We need to be able to skip the subprime level!

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