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Santa Fu!

rated 3.92 / 5 stars
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Action - Fighting - Brawler

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Dec 23, 2009 | 8:39 AM EST

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Sounds Good 10 Points Listen to all songs
Turbo Power 10 Points Beat Level 1
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge 25 Points Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Author Comments

UPDATE 12/24: Thanks so much to all of you who've played Santa Fu already and to the sites that have been reviewing it around the web! We hope this brought back some great memories for those of you who played the original Kung Fu on the Nintendo Entertainment System! Have a great holiday everybody!

Santa Claus is drunk off his jolly ass on egg nog... again. This always happens around this time of the year. It's now up to you to guide Santa through his headquarters at the North Pole to show everybody in that winter wonderland that he's the true king of Christmas. And just how can you accomplish this? By using the ancient art of SANTA FU on anybody who dares to get in your way! Oh yeah, Mrs. Claus also appears to have gone missing, so maybe you can rescue her too while you're at it. Ho, ho, ho!

Santa Fu is a huge Christmas parody based on the classic "Kung Fu" game on the NES! All the levels, enemies and bosses from the original have been completely reworked and customized to fit with the overall holiday theme. On top of that, we added in some new music, cutscenes, unlockable characters, a high scores list and more!

Hope you all enjoy this special Christmas present! To us, it's definitely a Christmas miracle.



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


this game is hard... i always lose.. so im giving it 3 only


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

How do you defeat the 1st boss?

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Rated 1 / 5 stars

kind of boring

its only walking and kicking everyone BORING!


Rated 1 / 5 stars


too bad...bad quality nd only 2 attacks...


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Thought it was good

But then you made Jesus the last boss. Thank you for mocking Christianity's faith and the Divine Savior of this world. You lose.

GFX: 9 out of 10 (You did a good "old school" NES look)
Audio: 8-10 (Again, old school)

Again, be a little more sensitive of others when you make more of these. It was really fun to play, honestly. And yes, I am offended. Merry Christmas!

Mockery responds:

Too bad, if you had kept playing, you'd find that Jesus was one of the unlockable characters who you could then control and help pummel the minions of Santa's winter wonderland with. Learn to have a sense of humor about your faith and you'll go a lot further in life. Ho, ho, ho!