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Dec 23, 2009 | 8:39 AM EST
  • Daily 5th Place December 24, 2009

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Sounds Good 10 Points Listen to all songs
Turbo Power 10 Points Beat Level 1
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge 25 Points Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Author Comments

UPDATE 12/24: Thanks so much to all of you who've played Santa Fu already and to the sites that have been reviewing it around the web! We hope this brought back some great memories for those of you who played the original Kung Fu on the Nintendo Entertainment System! Have a great holiday everybody!

Santa Claus is drunk off his jolly ass on egg nog... again. This always happens around this time of the year. It's now up to you to guide Santa through his headquarters at the North Pole to show everybody in that winter wonderland that he's the true king of Christmas. And just how can you accomplish this? By using the ancient art of SANTA FU on anybody who dares to get in your way! Oh yeah, Mrs. Claus also appears to have gone missing, so maybe you can rescue her too while you're at it. Ho, ho, ho!

Santa Fu is a huge Christmas parody based on the classic "Kung Fu" game on the NES! All the levels, enemies and bosses from the original have been completely reworked and customized to fit with the overall holiday theme. On top of that, we added in some new music, cutscenes, unlockable characters, a high scores list and more!

Hope you all enjoy this special Christmas present! To us, it's definitely a Christmas miracle.

Reviews


Kenny071Kenny071

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Too frustrating!!

All the bosses are near impossible because of the lack of features. When all the retarded enemies attack you, you are stuck until they fly off the screen. WTF!!! You cant punch or kick them while they're stuck on you dealing damage. The enemies have the cheapest attacks in the history of all time. Some of them you just have to blindly charge them and hope they actually die when you attack them.



calong333calong333

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A perfect holiday remix of Kung-fu for the NES

This is great! Kung-fu was one of the games that we got with our original NES - for Christmas.

What an awesome holiday treat. Thanks!



RandomUsername1394RandomUsername1394

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Never get the game over...

It's an awesome game, but nothing says trauma like watching the disembodied head of your favorite childhood icon appear in a blood-stained gift box. :awsm:



AnthonyisaninjaAnthonyisaninja

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

this made me lol

i loved the original game and this was even better than that! i loved the boss fights! (turboman ftw)



MightyIronMightyIron

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Thought it was good

But then you made Jesus the last boss. Thank you for mocking Christianity's faith and the Divine Savior of this world. You lose.

GFX: 9 out of 10 (You did a good "old school" NES look)
Audio: 8-10 (Again, old school)

Again, be a little more sensitive of others when you make more of these. It was really fun to play, honestly. And yes, I am offended. Merry Christmas!


Mockery responds:

Too bad, if you had kept playing, you'd find that Jesus was one of the unlockable characters who you could then control and help pummel the minions of Santa's winter wonderland with. Learn to have a sense of humor about your faith and you'll go a lot further in life. Ho, ho, ho!