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UPDATE 12/24: Thanks so much to all of you who've played Santa Fu already and to the sites that have been reviewing it around the web! We hope this brought back some great memories for those of you who played the original Kung Fu on the Nintendo Entertainment System! Have a great holiday everybody!
Santa Claus is drunk off his jolly ass on egg nog... again. This always happens around this time of the year. It's now up to you to guide Santa through his headquarters at the North Pole to show everybody in that winter wonderland that he's the true king of Christmas. And just how can you accomplish this? By using the ancient art of SANTA FU on anybody who dares to get in your way! Oh yeah, Mrs. Claus also appears to have gone missing, so maybe you can rescue her too while you're at it. Ho, ho, ho!
Santa Fu is a huge Christmas parody based on the classic "Kung Fu" game on the NES! All the levels, enemies and bosses from the original have been completely reworked and customized to fit with the overall holiday theme. On top of that, we added in some new music, cutscenes, unlockable characters, a high scores list and more!
Hope you all enjoy this special Christmas present! To us, it's definitely a Christmas miracle.
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 24, 2009
thought it was good
But then you made A gingerbread man an enemy. Thank you for mocking Gingerbreadian's faith and the Divine Tasty Savior of this world. You lose.
GFX: 9 out of 10 (You did a good "old school" NES look)
Audio: 8-10 (Again, old school)
Again, be a little more sensitive of others when you make more of these. It was really fun to play, honestly. And yes, I am offended. Merry Gingerbreadmas!
(this was a parody of mightyiron's pathetic comment)
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars December 24, 2009
Santa Fu!?
I want to learn that! :D
But all joking aside this was a good remake of a classic game, you hit the nail on the head with the graphics and 8-bit sounds.
BUT HOLY HELL was this buggy!
When I started playing. I died, simple, I was stood around, no enemies, nothing and I just died on the spot.
When I did manage to start playing, 4 enemies attacked me... ok fair enough, but If one touched me, I froze and died, unable to do anything about it, I couldnt jump sometimes and when I played all the music to get the achievement, I froze then died.
This made the game barely playable, and so I give it a 5/10
Rated 3 / 5 stars December 24, 2009
Too frustrating!!
All the bosses are near impossible because of the lack of features. When all the retarded enemies attack you, you are stuck until they fly off the screen. WTF!!! You cant punch or kick them while they're stuck on you dealing damage. The enemies have the cheapest attacks in the history of all time. Some of them you just have to blindly charge them and hope they actually die when you attack them.
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 24, 2009
A perfect holiday remix of Kung-fu for the NES
This is great! Kung-fu was one of the games that we got with our original NES - for Christmas.
What an awesome holiday treat. Thanks!
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 24, 2009
Never get the game over...
It's an awesome game, but nothing says trauma like watching the disembodied head of your favorite childhood icon appear in a blood-stained gift box. :awsm: