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Dec 16, 2009 | 11:39 PM EST

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Jump your shopping cart to greatness. You know you've always wanted to try this in real life.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

gret game but...

how do you kill the worm?


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Obviously I have missed something

This is not fun.

There is no variety beyond crashing and killing my harem, or not crashing, and getting a piddly amount of money. This is complicated by instances where a trick sticks even though I have stopped holding down the final button several seconds before.

That very much aside, the runs themselves are not fun, and the process of saving up is laborious (and difficult when a lagged trick kills your harem, forcing you to repurchase them.)


A largely functional game, but not fun.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good game

Takes a while to get a bunch of money, but hey.

And @Mctazin

I hope you realise the point isnt to fill the bar, it's to get it half way


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

good but...

if you hold down right you get a perfect on "get in" and if you also hold the key down the entire time you get a perfect jump score.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great. . .If you like wasting time for no reason.

Once you get the rhythm you keep that rhythm for oh. . . .200+ jumps and you beat the game. . .Epic. . .but monotonous . . .