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Ching Chong Beautiful

rated 4.42 / 5 stars
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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Frontpaged December 18, 2009
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Young gamers....

Given the tone of your comments, author, I assume you already knew this.... but for the love of God! Don't listen to any comments telling you this game is too hard!!!

The only thing I have to complain about is that I would love to download this so I could use a controller. Dear lord, I want a controller.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Great game. But i am completely stuck on the spicy tuna bowl level 5. I need help.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Im blown away by this submission. This platformer makes so much sense. It's difficulty is through the roof, but its totally justified. This is premium content. I'm very impressed.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Oh man, I love the game. I especially love how if you play "Handsome Warrior" you have to execute every move perfectly, or you lose Lol. I have yet to beat the first level on that difficulty tho :|, but im trying and i can soon taste sweet victory >:D ( on the first level).

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

YES BENTLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This game is made of pure win.
The story is badass, the art is badass, the concept is badass, control is badass and the difficult is especially kickass badass.
I thought that Turtle Toss was the best game i played on Newgrounds on this year, but you can't call something off before the fat lady sings huh?
Awsome game! Congratulations!

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