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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

YES BENTLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This game is made of pure win.
The story is badass, the art is badass, the concept is badass, control is badass and the difficult is especially kickass badass.
I thought that Turtle Toss was the best game i played on Newgrounds on this year, but you can't call something off before the fat lady sings huh?
Awsome game! Congratulations!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good game

Noticed a bug, level 2 of the 3rd stage. The first arrow is pointed upward, and when you climb up and go left and jumps towards the fish head, you magically appear at the top of the wall and you can then jump outside of the course.

Overall an excellent concept.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

: V

I like how there are so many different ways he can get brutalized.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

God damn.

This game is beautifully crafted. I laughed my ass off too, what did I expect?
The voices, art, music, and programming of GODS.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love it

I found a glitch in the 2nd stage first lvl, there was a high wall with boards that slide in and out and I hit against it 3 time and then I was at the top.

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