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Ching Chong Beautiful

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rated 4.42 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Other
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Uploaded
Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Frontpaged December 18, 2009
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments

WELCOME TO GREATEST JAPANESE GAME SHOW!!!!

CONTROLS
Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!

Reviews


EuPlonKaEuPlonKa

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Hard does not mean good.

It has been a while since I've encountered a game that felt so utterly unplayable. At every obstacle there is some magical combination of button pressing that just does not come together. It feels sluggish and un-responsive at nearly every turn. I don't want to have to become an expert at a game in order to get past the second level.

So no, this is not a good game. Its pretty, and I love everything else The-Swain has put out. But this was just painful.


There's some debate, but overall people find this review helpful

Rink-SenseiRink-Sensei

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The really nice part about this..

Is not only the attention you took to making the platforming solid, but the menus and details between actual gameplay, making this game feel bastardized by not having a price tag. .. yet.


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ToonimatedToonimated

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL

Awesome game, i now feel what the japanese ppl go through. Great graphics as well. was the guy pixels? It kinda looked like it but it was kinda small to really know for sure

Overall awesome game, guys



DOGstudioDOGstudio

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Young gamers....

Given the tone of your comments, author, I assume you already knew this.... but for the love of God! Don't listen to any comments telling you this game is too hard!!!

The only thing I have to complain about is that I would love to download this so I could use a controller. Dear lord, I want a controller.


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Adams-fat-gamesAdams-fat-games

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Help

Great game. But i am completely stuck on the spicy tuna bowl level 5. I need help.