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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

An Addictive & Realistic Platform Game

This games makes good use of physics and reality.

Inspired heavily on those quirky Japanese game shows...this game is full of hilarity.

It's a learned process to handle but it is easily adapted to one's already skilled mario skills - just you must keep a few things in mind that make it all the more realistic.

I'm so surprised how easy this was to play!

This is already a challenging DSi or PSP download game.

Those who enjoyed the old school Mario games will enjoy Ching Chong Beautiful!

My skills are really put to the test in this game!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


great game and great artists too. you guys allways know how to find each other.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very addictive

This game is really addicting and challenging, but that doesn't mean that the game's so hard it's unplayable. Reminds me of the game playman free runner

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Well made but...

Ehhh. Its well made in vocals, design, script and all that, but its difficulty is not something for someone who wants to just pick up a game for a quick play. But it also isnt some game you could use as a time waster so it isn't something Id suggest for most to play.


Rated 3 / 5 stars


It's a nice looking game and a great concept, but sadly it just doesn't play very well. The controls are incredibly unresponsive (particularly jump) and it just doesn't feel fluid. Also, I don't think I should trip over when I take a running jump and happen to land right next to a little obstacle, despite letting go of the "run" button in the air. It's frustrating. If you could tone down the difficulty and make the game more playable this would have been so fantastic.