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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments

WELCOME TO GREATEST JAPANESE GAME SHOW!!!!

CONTROLS
Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!

Reviews


OsukaOsuka

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Guilty Pleasure

I love the mix of Insane Japanese Show, Free Running and realism of the Hits. This is totally original, congratulations!!!

"This is for Pearl Harbor" I loved that line


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joe-spinkjoe-spink

Rated 5 / 5 stars

great

I am sorry people but in your reviews you are talking aload of shit this game is amazing its not a lot of the time u see something like this its very original and the style of the game play is very unique the character you play is supposed to be quite clumsy he hasn't been running in a while he is supposed to be like that but what can i say 12 years old don't listen to stories on newgrounds they see a dick and give it 10 well done =.= arrant you someone special.



De-LineDe-Line

Rated 5 / 5 stars

SUPER SUCCESS!!

congratulations large penis american. your game is...
ULTIMATE SATISFACTION!!!!!
i dont know what everyone is complaining about in the reviews saying you fall too much, its not enough of a hindrance to really be annoying, and most of the time its really funny. the controls are tight and the graphics are amazing.
i would have played this for hours if i didnt have to work. but there is always

TONIGHT!


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Buster60Buster60

Rated 2 / 5 stars

I think you have ment to write "go" and not "to!".

also this game has so much bugs and lags, and uncomfortable controls and weird engine, The sliding makes you very slow, any small bump in the grounds makes you fall, etc. All of that are making it not such a great game.


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sharkwizsharkwiz

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Controls

i give you the credits for the graphics but the controls are really not usable. I can barely jump and sometimes he just starts running all by himself.


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