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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Really Good!

Once more, you guys rock! The game is really hard at some points, but also it has really great graphics! :) It was so worth waiting for this game! :)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Hard, but fun. Like a pee-pee.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Rofl'd at the guy hitting his head off ceilings.

Kinda frustrating at first but once I got used to the controls it was quite fun.
Got all the plats in easy mode so far, I'll do the rest later when I have time.

Is this the first game to use the High-Score API? It looks pretty cool.
I've tried using the one on Kongregate and was hoping NG would get something similar.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Wow, holy shit, this takes a F*CKING long time to load. DAYUM. Seriously.
Otherwise. Pretty f*cking awesome.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOW what a week !!

first kribopher is back.
and a new brackwood cartoon
and now this AWESOME GAME!!!!!

its impossible to get better !!!

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