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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Super happy times yes yes!

Great joys bestowed onto me as I brought honer to my family. Happines is ensure when you play this game of good times!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I feel like I'm in Asia.

................... Memories of my nonexistant asian childhood are ever-flowing through my veins with this game. You make a good offer, but NO DEAL HOWIE!

Great game. 10/10. :D Worth the wait!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I don't understand the hype, the controls and mechanics are horrible!
I can't get him to do anything properly. There are some really ridiculous jumps that I just couldn't do, I don't feel like it was explained properly. When you run at a wall he tries to climb up but never does?

And if it's supposed to be Japanese why does almost everything have Chinese names?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Its a really good platformer. Its difficult (almost frustrating at some points) but it just makes you want to try again and again to get that lower time. Great story, gameplay, animations and sound. I also find it so funny how the characther curses and yells whenever you mess up really badly. Great job, a masterpiece!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Fun but...

unreasponding controls, and it was kinda hard because you need timing sense and I dont have timing sense

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