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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

f$#k hard mode!

it is impossible to win in that, i got platinum in all in normal mode, but hard is way to, hard, great game by the way!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I usually don't even play these type of games but its so addicting. Please make a sequal!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Well now

A very entertaining game. Except for all of these bugs. Stop trying to blame most of them on the player's internet browsers, because I have tried this game on 3 different ones. The bug I am getting most annoyed at is at "The Spicy Tuna Bowl" Level 2. After I get the first Fish comic looking thing, I go down and try sprint jumping up a wall. When I do that, Ching starts falling head first. Makes no sense?

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Really love it. the voices are awesome it's just a little to glitchy and the controls are to sensitive although I love how realistic this is how you can actually hit a wall if you don't duck 9/10 4/5


Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome game

this game is awesome, i like the comments the main character, they are hilarious