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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments

WELCOME TO GREATEST JAPANESE GAME SHOW!!!!

CONTROLS
Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!

Reviews


ledhed4ledhed4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Check your periferals china bag

Hahahahahaha, it is a great game, BUT this last level is killin me, i m at the point of stabbing my monitor lol



Jesseblade74Jesseblade74

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Interesting...

It's a nice idea, but it's just sloppy and a failed attempt. On to the review!

Now the animation is just awesome. The character's sprite animation is fluid and detailed. I don't really have any problems with the well-drawn backgrounds, characters, or anything else. That's one of the strong points of this game.

The gameplay is where this game is sloppy. Well, yes I am playing on IE, but this is the review by MY opinion. Now, since the character seems unathletic, I could understand he would be a bit more complex to control than other characters. Unfortunately, his constant tripping, unlikely chances of making simple wall jumps, and constant "screwdriver" falls are a major flaw of this game. If this happened only some of the time, this game wouldn't have so many problems. The ledges, jumps, traps, etc. are tricky, and require some momentum the conquer them and good timing which is difficult with the characters sloppy movement. Simple jumps turn into hellish puzzles as the character is very unfit for platforming. I understand this game is meant to be hard, but this is just plain CHEAP. The game's slippery controls take the fun out of the many leaps and slides. and make the gameplay repetitive and hard to play. Don't get me wrong i like hard games, but when the character SUCKS TOTAL ASS at platforming that's a problem. Which leads me to my next part to review.

The plot is apparently some kid, who got his brother kidnapped and needs a certain corse, THAT CONVENIENTLY is the prize of a Japanese obstacle course game show. The kid needs to win each course to get closer and closer to save his brother, despite his out-of-shape condition. The idea of using an unfit character is new and challenging. but the idea of this doesn't work very well, unless upgrades are available or an option to make your character's stats better. The plot is pretty good for a Newgrounds game, and the gameshow's difficulty is consistent as the puzzles vary in their difficulty and it proves fun at points.

The music is pretty basic, it's average really so not much to say there. It's upbeat, and fits a Japanese Game Show.

In conclusion, Ching Chong Beautiful is an innovative game, but the character's disability hinder this from receiving a higher score. It's average.

Animation: 5/5
Gameplay: 6/10
Plot: 4/5
Music: 4/5

Overall: 7.3/10

I'm probably gonna get this as a useless review, but I'm simply expressing my honest opinion. But I do think this is a decent challenge that might suck you in for a bit, before you get bored of the uneccesary, tripping, falling etc.

Have a nice day. guys!


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SalmarnezSalmarnez

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

DUDE, the game is so glitch fucked.

Man the game is good when it works, there are so many control buggs keeps fucking up horribly. Buttons randomly sticking and going off, please solve the bugs and re-release the game.



TKDchampXITKDchampXI

Rated 3 / 5 stars

I don't like it

It's a well-enough made game, but the main character's voice and whiney outbursts when he trips up is entirely grating on my nerves. Honestly, the game is better with the sound off, except I like the voices and sounds from the announcers and what not. All in all, I just can't like a game in which the main character is unlikable.



catspjscatspjs

Rated 3 / 5 stars

it was ok i dident like how you cant play on easy

it was ok