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Ching Chong Beautiful

rated 4.42 / 5 stars
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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments


Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


im not a very big fan of these types of games, i find they get boring and irritating, i didnt have that problem with this game XD I spent several hours on this lol, thanks for making such a great game

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

OMFG (in a good way)

That last stage was getting annoying after five minutes of jumping back and forth (same with stage 3 of Bang Wong {does nobody else get that one?} coliseum). If those levels could stop being jerks for a bit then the game would be significantly less annoying.
Final stage "I have feelings, too, you know."
The game was funny, with only one negative glitch; if you are in between a moving platform and a slant (as in crouching) you will fall through the floor.
Sometimes, if you jump up onto a moving block, you will appear on top (please don't take that one out, its useful if you were screwed over by another glitch)
Finally, there may perhaps have been a little too much sludge (especially in the jumping zones where you have to get back to the start if you fall off a platform).

Very good game. As always, I like the Swain's humor. The end was kinda f***d up, though (good way).

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is very addicting!

Seriously, this is a really good game. It provides a challenge without being impossible, really funny, good controls... all around a great game!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is a great game, funny Japanese......ummm whats the word im looking for.... oh well Great funny happy time!!

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


this guy's such a pussy he cant run up a slope?

The-Swain responds:

That's a problem with low quality. Try on med or high.