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Ching Chong Beautiful

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rated 4.42 / 5 stars
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Action - Platformer - Other
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japan
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Uploaded
Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Frontpaged December 18, 2009
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments

WELCOME TO GREATEST JAPANESE GAME SHOW!!!!

CONTROLS
Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!

Reviews


Diego-BrandoDiego-Brando

Rated 5 / 5 stars

At least I know...

That If I took part in a japanese game show I would get my ass handed to me

That being said is a great game


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NaderadezNaderadez

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I rarely love getting my buttocks handed to me

But you KNOW you've found a great game when it kicks your ass and you still play.

I think it would have been nice to know that in order to get platinum, all your medals have to be GOLD. I found myself stuck in Beautiful Baby trying to get Platinum medals on individual levels o.o semi-funny story, I wasted quite a few hours trying to get a platinum medal on the first level of the 1st world on Easy.

Also, I feel like Normal in some ways was easier than Easy. In some cases the collectibles guided me toward a more optimal path than what I was doing on Easy. Just saying.

Regardless, this is an AMAZING game (though who would ever expect less than that of The-Swain, eh?)


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HewkuiHewkui

Rated 5 / 5 stars

tut tut tut...

reviews: unresponsive controls. no.
to realistic? who cares! I love this gameand its alot of fun! maybe you could make a sequel or something.... that would be awsome!



9-volt09-volt0

Rated 5 / 5 stars

great game

most fun i had in a long time
people who whine over controls r just silly
the only thing hard about this game is getting a platinum medal...
and i can't even get past the first level of hard mode...

and i just have 1 other complaint
you see on the final level there's a part where you need to wall-jump a lot
on one point there are these pink blocks...
now the first 2 require nothing else then timing
but the last 2 are just a matter of pure luck
its like a 1-100 chance to get it right...

well that's the only complaint i guess

the main character looked a bit like a tankmen :P
i liked the voice acting as well
and the music too
you could make a flash series out of this :P
i would watch it 3 times a day minimum :P

greetz


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LordEdgeLordEdge

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I think you got it all wrong...

I have no problem with difficult game but when the difficulty come from you fighting against the control there is a problem.Hard platforming?Sure but at least give me responsive control.

Also seeing my caracter trip at every 4 seconde for no apparant reason realy take on my nerve.