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Dec 10, 2009 | 10:02 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place December 12, 2009
  • Weekly 3rd Place December 15, 2009

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Author Comments

WELCOME TO GREATEST JAPANESE GAME SHOW!!!!

CONTROLS
Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.

Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.

View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.

PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.

P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.

P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx

P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!

Reviews


Inquisitorical-LadInquisitorical-Lad

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

GREAT Platformer, i like!

I love the controls of this game, im so tired of games where you can jump into whatnot and get away with it, this takes skill instead of mindless clicking.

The graphics were flawless and practically glitchfree, it only bugged for me one single time. I was doing a walljump and when i landed on the opposite wall i was stuck, couldnt move anywhere... i simply pressed "restart" of course. The physics were impressive for a flashgame.

The storyline was deeper than your average platformer and made me laugh.

I like how you come clean with how you feel about browser issues.. In my honest opinion even admitting to use IE should be a direct and prompt course of a thumbs down. The program is so flawed and stiff that using it would result in premature graying of my hair. On top of being more secure, fast and stable Firefox can be modified to your preferences with neat add-ons IE could never dream of.


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JyemonJyemon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Straight up awesome flash game

One of the best flash games I've ever played. The quality level is just amazing. Yes, this game is hard, and yes, the controls need PRACTICE. I just finished HARD MODE as of writing this review, so I guarantee it is possible. Possible and easy are two differenty things....hard mode requires mastery of the levels, don't just sit down and expect to beat it in 10 minutes.



MYBONESMYBONES

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awsome

This games rocks I its real funny when that little guy gets mad. Its very fun to play its great



JESUSMENJESUSMEN

Rated 5 / 5 stars

COOL

Its amazing, the final level its too hard but i completed, cool game, its too funny, i want the second part. =) =) =D =D ;)



thefalzthefalz

Rated 4 / 5 stars

hmm

Seppuku tower was damn easy, did in 3 tries on normal, hard is a different matter, im yet to pass lvl 1 on that lol.

The game is annoying in many ways and repetitive, but overall fun and quite funny fi you can get over the parts of no storyline which is from the beginning up till the end.