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WELCOME TO GREATEST JAPANESE GAME SHOW!!!!
Arrows to move
"SHIFT" or "A" to run
"Up", "SPACE", or "S" to jump.
Play the Tutorial or die. We recommend never playing Hard mode.
View Highscores from the Difficulty Menu! Click the face of your selected difficulty.
PM absolutely ALL complaints to PsychoGoldfish, with a link to your Facebook profile.
P.S. I'm not sorry this took so long to come out.
P.S.S. IE MAY or MAY NOT cause some control issues. In the meantime, get a new browser pls thx
P.S.S.S. If you're experiencing random tripping or a lot of "teleporting" going on, it may be due to a LOW QUALITY BUG. Try the game in MEDIUM quality, with backgrounds on LOW!