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: Escort Mission :

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Dec 9, 2009 | 3:03 PM EST
  • Daily 3rd Place December 10, 2009

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Yeah, it's been awhile since I posted to NG, but here ya go. Still posting new toons every 2 weeks on the site, so there's an archive in case ya missed something. Why haven't I posted? I'm lazy.



Rated 3 / 5 stars

I like the seies.. but Germain needs to be skinny like in the begining toons.. not really digging he whole fat chick thing.. The animation is still great and the voice acting is also really good though.. just make Germaine skinny again


Rated 3 / 5 stars

From the title, I was expecting another kind of escort service. Way to disappoint. :P Good point though, video games aren't realistic. Hehe. Keep up the good work!


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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Germaine looks better fat!

And, let's be brutal... Males buy games. Mainly white ones. Ones with frustrations to work out, escapes to pursue, fantasy worlds to create.

Women don't buy games that much. And it's white guys with money, namely those with jobs from awesome to crudsville that just put out the dough to BUY them.

Now, simple capitalism, who BUYS games? So, if you spend bajillions to MAKE them, who is your main demographic going to be? The video game industry is NOT sheltered like publishing nor subsidized like the TV media. They live or die based on immediate profit.

know this is an oldie but I'd love to see her in "egyptian princess" via Frazetta garb. Lots of Frazetta's women would be fatties by today's standards too, who cares!?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


zero punctuation rox and im saying this cus it has that "HA" when u die

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Needs cumshots

SlayerZero... The end was the laugh from the beginning of most videos on Escapist Magazine's site.

But that guy probably thought Zero Punctuation specifically, because the only people who watch any of the other videos on that site are the personal friends of staff.