I went to see New Moon opening weekend, and now I've made this parody for you to watch, and save you two hours and ten bucks.
This is the sequel to Twilight: The Broodening, which you can find on this website, as well as the official site, broodening.com (where you can also find mp3s, and more parodies).
Thanks to various members of the twilight livejournal communities for the screencaps.
Music from the Twilight and New Moon soundtracks, with some other tunes in there which you'll recognize. At least, I hope you will, or those jokes won't work.
NOTE: this video is 16 minutes long, so you might want to get some popcorn or something before you start it.