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Armed Prophet

rated 4.13 / 5 stars
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Action - Fighting - Brawler

Credits & Info

Nov 18, 2009 | 10:50 AM EST
  • Daily Feature November 19, 2009

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Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat 10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Author Comments

You might experience non-responsive controls while playing this game in Internet Explorer. Just use Firefox instead! It just started happening on some of BoMToons' games too. He did some research and discovered it's related to Internet Explorer 8. Just use FireFox instead!
Thanks BoMToons! You the man!

Mechanical beings from the future are attacking, the undead is rising and aliens are also getting in on the act. Do you have what it takes to brawl your way through all 3 of these threats and save the world?

Arrow keys to move
A - Attack
S - Jump
D - Ultra Mega Death attack
P - Pause
Q - Toggle Quality

This game might be a bit slow on slow computers.
Try changing the quality to low with Q.
Oh, and it runs best in Mozilla Firefox!



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice and easy.

Just have to take you're time on some parts. Got the alien boss glitched on the chair and he couldn't move, easiest kill.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This game is Cool

The graphics are cool, and the controls are awesome.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Have a drink.

Down at the crow bar.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

one word.. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Rated 3 / 5 stars


Great looking graphics, awesome music, hilarious content and... A game that's ridiculously hard even on the easy setting. The first three are negated by the last one and make me so frustrated I completely forget about most of them. The enemies can "cheat" and slip past the barrier I can't go trough, and then get me from behind.

At some point it became impossible for me to evade attacks coming from only two zombies/robots/aliens, because they kept punching the second I got up.

Then, the flying saucers owned me because they kept spamming that egg move, and jumping while I had 3 other scumbags on me proved to be more difficult than I had originally imagined.

In the robot zone, I wasn't too worried and had little trouble. That is, until I scrolled trough the screen a few times and I was getting spammed with multiple flames from both sides at the same time.

Granted, you can make them hit each other but all of this is not something for a novice.

Making the game a bit easier in the first scenario or at least introducing a tutorial of some sort would have made my gaming experience a whole lot better, and judging from the many comments I read this must be truth.

I will give this a 6 purely for aesthetic reasons.

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