I had some call's on the telephone from people who said that since I was a cartoon character (WTF?) I would be able to like, y'know, hurt Shrek! Sure, most call's came from Alabama, so it was like "Howdy Spike, ah thought with y'all bein' a cartoon flick type o' geezer 'n all, y'all would be able ta like kill Shrek, right?" ;^)
Well, the least I could do is make a flick about it!