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Nov 11, 2009 | 7:22 PM EST
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This has been in the works for a while. Brentalfloss (of youtube fame) and I collaborated on this after he gave me a rough demo of the song.

Traditional and digital techniques combine in "Dr. Mario with Lyrics" to bring you the tale of a manic plumber turned manic medic... I mean Dr. Mario. Those of you who never wanted to see Wario's grizzled ass and Mario's nipples should avert your collective gaze at the appropriate times.

Enjoy!

LYRICS:
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills

Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?

Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)

You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of meningitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.

Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!

Dr. Mario!

Reviews


sella8889sella8889

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow!
1.what does HPV means...?
2.mario when said wario to chogh (sorry i spelled it wrong)should you have covered his hand then!?



OliverTEENAGER13OliverTEENAGER13

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i really want to know, what HPV means. I like the lycris and the movie and the song. But still want to know, what HPV means...



googletopergoogletoper

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOLsaw this so long ago with my friend poggie J! he brought me here years ago...
NEVER STOP SMILING! thats my motto I CANT WEAR IT OUT!!! XD



IsahMoviesIsahMovies

Rated 1 / 5 stars

that was sick



steelmaster2steelmaster2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was totally weird i mean WTF the were fucking naked ward and dr.mario its GROSS but the dancing sicknesses was kinda funny OMG!!!!


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