Dr. Mario with Lyrics

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Comedy - Parody
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mario
nintendo
doctor
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Nov 11, 2009 | 7:22 PM EST
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Author Comments

This has been in the works for a while. Brentalfloss (of youtube fame) and I collaborated on this after he gave me a rough demo of the song.

Traditional and digital techniques combine in "Dr. Mario with Lyrics" to bring you the tale of a manic plumber turned manic medic... I mean Dr. Mario. Those of you who never wanted to see Wario's grizzled ass and Mario's nipples should avert your collective gaze at the appropriate times.

Enjoy!

LYRICS:
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills

Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?

Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)

You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of meningitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.

Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!

Dr. Mario!

Reviews


em0kidx4em0kidx4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

good.. now lets see.. xD

CRABS xD i just love it
keep up the good work



cool2045cool2045

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL

lol hes got a tramp stamp of the triforce ^-^



schutesschutes

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I like

good animation, color and detail. I liked the lyrics overall but I think it could have been better.



careytingcareyting

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol

XD University of Phinox or watever.


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SamPDSamPD

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ah Brentelfloss

Count on him to make the best lyrics possible.


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