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Nov 11, 2009 | 7:22 PM EST
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Author Comments

This has been in the works for a while. Brentalfloss (of youtube fame) and I collaborated on this after he gave me a rough demo of the song.

Traditional and digital techniques combine in "Dr. Mario with Lyrics" to bring you the tale of a manic plumber turned manic medic... I mean Dr. Mario. Those of you who never wanted to see Wario's grizzled ass and Mario's nipples should avert your collective gaze at the appropriate times.

Enjoy!

LYRICS:
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.

In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills

Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?

Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)

You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of meningitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.

Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!

Dr. Mario!

Reviews


MGS4-SnipezMGS4-Snipez

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 27, 2009

Hehe

Lol the lyrics were pretty funny. i liked it


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ShadowReaper666ShadowReaper666

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 27, 2009

nice man

the lryic go's with the flow


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AsarelAsarel

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 27, 2009

Very Creative!

How long did it take for you to come up with these lyrics?



melmelcommelmelcom

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 26, 2009

Funny and cute

Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)

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That part with bowser when he tilts his head like my dog and goes (oh). That is the cutest part XD I love it!!!


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jacob441051jacob441051

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 26, 2009

great job

disturbing but awesome great job


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