Dr. Mario with Lyrics
- Score:
- rated 4.34 / 5 stars
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- 1,061,129 Views
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- Genre:
- Comedy - Parody
- mario
- nintendo
- doctor
- portalhistory2009
Credits & Info
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Artist DarqV
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Inspiration brentalfloss
- Uploaded
- Nov 11, 2009 | 7:22 PM EST
- File Info
- Movie
- 6.9 mb
- Daily Feature November 12, 2009
- Weekly 2nd Place November 17, 2009
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Author Comments
This has been in the works for a while. Brentalfloss (of youtube fame) and I collaborated on this after he gave me a rough demo of the song.
Traditional and digital techniques combine in "Dr. Mario with Lyrics" to bring you the tale of a manic plumber turned manic medic... I mean Dr. Mario. Those of you who never wanted to see Wario's grizzled ass and Mario's nipples should avert your collective gaze at the appropriate times.
Enjoy!
LYRICS:
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills
Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?
Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)
You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of meningitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!
Dr. Mario!
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 29, 2013
Brentalfloss is amazing, and this animation is incredible. Good work guys.
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 14, 2013
And I am diagnosing with-
H.P.V >:D!!!!
(Bowser: Fuck...="=)
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 12, 2013
i liked it it can be an animation for kids (but delete the fcking scenes :DDDDD ) its good animated
Rated 0 / 5 stars December 30, 2012
MY FRIEND LYIED HE SAID IT WAS FINE MY EYES THEY BURN.
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 25, 2012
awesome but how dose peach have crabs?!? >-< explain?