Eulogy For: Nothing to see here.

(Score at Death: 3.63/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

11/01/09 – 11/12/09


Submitted by Jared (Fistbeard) with the following comments:

Blah blah

Score: 10
Madmar24

"really fun"

date: November 1, 2009

i actually sat here for a half hour doing this. SO MUCH FUN!!!!


Score: 7
JUAN1722

"I'm"

date: November 1, 2009

i'm Blast Eater The Clever Pedo Destined To Have Sex With N****rs!


Score: 6
dx5231

"Haha"

by: dx5231
date: November 1, 2009

Funny game. There are some hilarious shit in there. I only gave this 6 stars because you can't do much stuff on this game.
You are: Shiny Mc Donald The: Horny Zombie Destined to: End /b/

"N****rs" is kinda racist btw.


Score: 6
mixmasterC

"N****rs? Really?"

date: November 1, 2009

If it wasn't for that i would've rated you higher


Score: 0
rollover5242

"horrible"

date: November 1, 2009

pointless the music doent turn off and not to mention that a racial term is used in a way that isnt even close to being funny
blam it


Score: 10
M-Y

"Hilarious"

by: M-Y
date: November 1, 2009

With small improvemets this could be funnier, the results I got were: You are shiny virgin the silent overlord destined to molest the heavens. That was epic and do make more.


Score: 10
MBaby

"AWESOME!"

by: MBaby
date: November 1, 2009

I'm destined to buttfuck nothing!


Score: 10
ubercow29

"Lolz"

date: November 1, 2009

LOLZ im a bipolar whatle :)


Score: 5
Piccohan

"Cute lil time waster"

date: November 1, 2009

cute lil time waster for a few mins :) funny sayings u can share with ur friends. it's different everytime


Score: 8
Hxrxld

"Wierdest Game ever man..."

by: Hxrxld
date: November 1, 2009

So i am Captain MC Gyver, the death defying faliure destined to be the master of cakes? Well... its funny though


Score: 9
Jakemanjakey69

"Funny As Hell"

date: November 1, 2009

I Am Penis Boy, The Hallowed Genius, Destined To Drill Babies

Great little thing you should add something that shows what you look like.


Score: 4
takethatsubspace

"is the voice saying "n****rs"?"

date: November 1, 2009

why?


Score: 0
Goober694

"THE N WORD?????"

date: November 1, 2009

THIS OFFENDS ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY>I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL


Score: 3
thesoundofcolor

"try this for size"

date: November 1, 2009

boring but you get a three because it's funny, but not much of a game...funny guy


Score: 8
bruceg

"lol this is cool"

by: bruceg
date: November 1, 2009

i am the moe moe ghost and im the nervous killer and im destined to dominate god lol funny stuff man


Score: 3
robinator101

"wow"

date: November 1, 2009

i am lazy cobra the immortal pedo, destined to drink the blood of jews


Score: 10
kiyuragood

"wow"

date: November 1, 2009

i am silent jack the rogue child molester desined to cum in his baby sitter haha
so convinient haha ok maybe haha


Score: 7
KirbySub0

"Lol"

date: November 1, 2009

I am Radiant N****r the Feared Goblin Destined to Buttfuck Africa XD Funny but really pointless after about 30 seconds


Score: 8
nan5mj

"I am"

by: nan5mj
date: November 1, 2009

Dragon coba

the fresh warrior

destined to consume rapist LOL


Score: 10
jexxter88

"love the button!"

date: November 1, 2009

i am booze penis, the original child molester destined to murder mankind.


Score: 10
ulmuchiha

"lol"

date: November 1, 2009

you are flaming cthulhu the right creeper destined to f*** zombies lol


Score: 9
ryanboy8

"Lol'd."

date: November 1, 2009

Win.


Score: 10
hatchet130

"I lawl'd"

date: November 1, 2009

You are CAPTAIN SOLDIER The SCRAWNY SNIPER Destined To TAKE BACK CAKES


Score: 10
pieman009

"So much win."

date: November 1, 2009

I am Golden Penis, The Colossal Overlord Destined to sleep with my mother.
You sir are a legend for making this. GJ Brother.


Score: 10
Gran-Edge

"This is insane."

date: November 1, 2009

Who in the world would give this anything less than an 8?


Score: 6
sergantHobo

"good it is okay"

date: November 1, 2009

stonecold assain the harshest demigod destined to destory life


Score: 9
sallp

"funny"

by: sallp
date: November 1, 2009

I am silent jack the insane rapist destined to end the poor people


Score: 10
Auzok

"OMFG WIN"

by: Auzok
date: November 1, 2009

You are: Jesus Himself the chosen childmolester destined to troll mankind


Score: 10
jim-the-earthworm

"epic"

date: November 1, 2009

I am mammoth turd the hulking n****r destined to incinerate dead people.


Score: 10
thekingofnewgrounds

"OMFG"

date: November 1, 2009

I'm: Robo Marine the pretty cool supermodel destined to consume VAGINA


Score: 10
AntiHero1317

":D!!!!"

date: November 1, 2009

I am the Gangster Spectre The Chosen Colossus Destined ot Re-Define God XD


Score: 8
PAINTBALLCRAKA

"pretty funny"

date: November 1, 2009

i'm fat fag the silent psychopath destined to overthrow africa


Score: 10
absoul11

"Nice"

date: November 1, 2009

I am Captain Mcdonald the shizophrenic child molester(not in real life of course) destined to be superior to the universe.


Score: 10
Isarek

"So brilliant!"

by: Isarek
date: November 1, 2009

You are Bipolar Jesus, The Plagued One, Destined to slaughterJews.

This leaves us with a new question: what would Bipolar Jesus do?

(Hint: Kill 'em.)


Score: 10
Nightor

"amazing"

date: November 1, 2009

I am EMPEROR SHOGGOTH the BROODING PRINCE destined to MERCILESSLY RULE THE UNIVERSE!


Score: 10
Zerocxgenisis

"=P>>>>"

date: November 1, 2009

I'm Mammoth Penis the calloused Assassin Destined to Re-invent Tibet.


Score: 10
up-a-notch

"lol"

date: November 1, 2009

this game is funny I got "you are dragon savior the untamed mercenary destined to sort out society


Score: 10
Smokey651

"You are"

date: November 1, 2009

Penis Jesus the First Retard destined to Be Superior To Society


Score: 9
Dmabster

"N****RS!"

date: November 1, 2009

Fun little gadget.

I am:
Commander Asspie
The:
Abandoned Rapist
Destined to:
Soon Meet Himself


Score: 10
Galaxypills

"LMAO"

date: November 1, 2009

I got "You are Black Sleeper, The Very Angry Child Molester, Destined to Feast on Poor people xD


Score: 10
deadlyleet

"THE WHORE JESUS"

date: November 1, 2009

destined to burn Furries
sweet


Score: 10
GsAce

"Rotfl"

by: GsAce
date: November 1, 2009

You are:
Vomit N****r
The:
Solemn Sociopath
Destined To:
Annihilate Mankind


Score: 9
brownc526

"lol"

date: November 1, 2009

You are:
Robo Hernandez
The
adorable god
Destined to
die eating Russia


Score: 10
XXBlade666XX

"endless entertaiment"

date: November 1, 2009

this is probably the game i could play for hours on end and not stop laughing or get bored nice work i was once destined to die eating vaginas


Score: 10
Hebi2Taka

"lol"

date: November 1, 2009

you are: radiant n****r

the: indestructable viking-prince

destined to: annihilate his little sister


Score: 10
Toddles

"BEHOLD!!!"

date: November 1, 2009

for i am:
Alpha Assasin
The:
Last Sniper
Destined to:
Have Sex With Angels

awwww yeeaaah IN YO FAIC NEWGROUNDS i get angel sex!!!! divine orgasm here i come!!!


Score: 10
djack

"great"

by: djack
date: November 1, 2009

Normally I hate these but this one is really funny.
I am Welfare Joe the tragic christian destined to murder children.


Score: 8
carnasaur

"ya know"

date: November 1, 2009

im giving you a 8 for how random and stupid this is lol


Score: 10
buddy1006

"I AM"

date: November 1, 2009

Mega Bob the Fabled Hacker on 'roids, Destined to eat trolls!


Score: 10
Akatsua

"LOL"

date: November 1, 2009

You are Dildo Cuthulu the clever master troll destined to pierce vaginas. *in both ways. :D*


Score: 10
Tanzak

"It turns out..."

by: Tanzak
date: November 1, 2009

That I am Eternal Penis, the clever ruler. Destined to steal Valhalla. This game is great, I could play it for hours lol


Score: 10
Awesum-o1997

"i lold"

date: November 1, 2009

you are beutiful man the hulking superhero destined to brutalize europe. sweet!
you are super advocate the maniac priest destined to destroy jews. sweet again!
you are eternal jim the immortal assassin destined to murder shit.awesome!


Score: 9
yoshibear1009

"Nice"

date: November 1, 2009

YOU ARE: Funky D.X THE: Friendly Slob DESTINED TO: END PEDOBEAR!!! Awesome


Score: 9
ShintaUrashima

"this is so funny"

date: November 1, 2009

this game is so funny, the audio, is that from SSB?
I specially like when you click the lips lmao


Score: 10
Rios-kun

"totally /b/"

date: November 1, 2009

this is the most epic game in the history of winrars......


Score: 10
bigjon7188

"Great game"

date: November 1, 2009

i am whore god, rogue hacker on'roids, destined to burn n****rs


Score: 10
Polytox

"lol"

date: November 1, 2009

I am hitler's god the medicated mercenary destined to be consumed by the poor people


Score: 10
pkfan2004

"Hah!"

date: November 2, 2009

I am Magnificent Shoggoth, the Tough Mooch destined to Mercilessly Rule the Poor People. Love the randomizable aspect and how it's a fun little gimmick.


Score: 9
MisterDictionary

"Raaar!"

date: November 2, 2009

I am Battle Christ, the Perfect Assassin, Destined to Incinerate the Universe!


Score: 9
bdp2

"well done"

by: bdp2
date: November 2, 2009

i am wild kong the flawless sheriff destined to invade vaginas


Score: 10
loser333

"A winrar is you"

date: November 2, 2009

I am Magnificent Jim the anonymous mercenary destined to die eating god


Score: 10
bigbang3792

"rolf"

date: November 2, 2009

I am Bi-polar Raul the rejected hacker who is destined to knock up my mother
hahahaha


Score: 8
Granzteel

"Yeah."

date: November 2, 2009

This game is pretty good for bored gamers like me. Every combination I made keeps me laughing for a minute. Thanks for making this game. It really helped me out.


Score: 8
ShortMonkey

"Nice work"

date: November 2, 2009

I am Stone Cold Killer The Greasy Deity Destined To Do Nothing About Death.


Score: 10
PetiteBrise

"Beats doing homework"

date: November 2, 2009

Apparently, I'm Psycho Jesus The Evil, Evil Christian Destined To Consume The Lost Ones. Aw, man.


Score: 8
MJpoland

"Muhahahahah"

date: November 2, 2009

I am ripped snacks (lol!!!!!!) the anonymous god (thats better ;) ) destined to die to his wife ( lol, gods have wifes?)


Score: 10
bladex123

"HAHA"

date: November 2, 2009

I AM N****R ASSPIE THE SHIZOPHRENIC EMPOROR DESTINED TO DUEL WITH FRIED CHICKEN! xD


Score: 8
xx-Acid-xx

"lol"

date: November 2, 2009

i am a mega fighter the desperate guy destined to be consumed by aids


Score: 9
vestpuzzle

"Goofy but cool..."

date: November 2, 2009

I have to say that this is quite different. A lot of fun..........vp


Score: 10
santu

"result"

by: santu
date: November 2, 2009

I am a radiant asspie, the successful killer destined to murder Moot?

HELL YEAAAH!!! *gets a minigun*


Score: 7
juanpablo567

"alright"

date: November 2, 2009

It was ok pretty simple concept though


Score: 8
segua

"Pretty interesting name generator."

by: segua
date: November 2, 2009

Might be interesting if someone were to use this in a story or plot.

I am Magnus Mc Donald the marked rapist destined to be the master of the universe!
Prepare to get your world ROCKED!


Score: 10
BananaFish

"PREPARE MORTALS!"

date: November 2, 2009

For I am...
Bi-polar Advocate, the Howling Mad Drifter...watch me, as my destiny will Cleave the Heavens


Score: 8
AtomicRooster

"Awww"

date: November 2, 2009

I am Faggy Pedo the Manic Sniper Destined to Molest the Lost Ones


Score: 9
sslipnutt

"I am..."

date: November 2, 2009

The aids ghost, supreme master troll destined to get slain by aids....
If I could've laughed harder without dying, I woulda.


Score: 10
Supajoint

"Lolz."

date: November 2, 2009

I got a weird one:
You are handsome fag the tough n****r destined to confine africa
Tried a second time:
You Are commander dwarf the pretty cool rapist destined to be superior to the universe


Score: 10
robtari

"lolz"

date: November 2, 2009

you are flaming snacks the death-defying vampire destined to die to the gods


Score: 10
poooooooop

"Because I Am.."

date: November 2, 2009

1.You are hard moe, the adorable dungeon-master, destined to fuck everyone.
2.You are boner turd, the glamorous troll, destined to turn lead into whores.
3.You are easy x, the unstoppable child molestor, destined to pierce the little people.

The last one was my favorite :)


Score: 10
kuraigekage

"YOU ARE"

date: November 3, 2009

ultra shoggoth the vigilante viking-prince destined to enslave mankind


Score: 9
Fanmar

"YOU ARE"

by: Fanmar
date: November 3, 2009

Tsundere Jezus the surpreme professional destined to wrestle with vikings!

FUCK YEAH!


Score: 1
AnonymousOne

"Not newgrounds stuff"

date: November 3, 2009

This is supposed to be on 4chan. Fistbeard did not make this flash.
Plus it's an outdated version, mute button doesn't even work.
Fail. No words 4 you.


Score: 10
hellpoodle

"Anon you best be trolling faggot,"

date: November 4, 2009

you know the chan cant support flash you big fat basment dwelling troll


Score: 8
Itsbroken2

"Hey..."

date: November 8, 2009

I've played this a while ago and it was very funny and I laughed, but now it's not working for me. It's stuck at the 1% screen.


Score: 10
parkerp24

"I agree with "Itsbroken2""

date: November 8, 2009

It's stuck on 1%. I've played this before though. 10/10


Score: 1
AnonymousOne

"It's not broken"

date: November 9, 2009

I just don't want my flash on newgrounds, especially with someone uploading it besides me, under their name.
Deleted the external wordfile, at first I kept it around, but disallowed newgrounds to read the variables, but since this guy was n****r enough to steal the frontend, I figured it'd be best to delete it altogether.
Shame for the people who used it for their own pleasure, but yeah...

In b4 downranking, etc. I don't care, flash won't work ever again unless he rewrites the external file.