I made this little beauty when I was 12. I'm 18 now. And it's still up. It's been seven years. What are you thinking? This is like...the paramount of all Newgrounds. It is the mascot of all things wonderful. It is simply the greatest thing ever created by a single man without the aid of divine intervention. I'm so surprised that I could have mastered the fine art of Flash 5 and managed to impress so many people, and change so many lives. Simply imagine how life would be, how desolate and meaningless our meager existence would be, if not for this unrequited piece of work. The sheer magnitude of this masterpiece is a force to now be reckoned with in the Newgrounds community. And I, knowing that the audiences of Newgrounds.com are an intelligent and socially applicable people, wish to take the time to thank all of you for allowing me to share this gift of light and hope with the world. I can only hope that one day, the children of our planet will follow in my foot steps, not as a human, but as martyrs, to lead the population of sad civilians into a brave new world of love and understanding for one another. And perhaps from there, we will understand the true meaning of life and death and begin to forge a new universe in which balance is the basic key to all things natural and other. No, but seriously, Meatball dance is awesome.