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So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.
The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."
And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.