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EDIT: Chirst on a crossbun, thanks for the front page and the awards guys. Seriously, it's an honor :D.
So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.
The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."
And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.
must post this to facebook
Once, you are on facebook, you can't just stop dieing and sending tex ??? I thinking???
I've got to post this on facebook.
The officer doesn't give a shit. LOL
that seriously made me smile thank you!
and yes facebook is becoming worse then myspace
i need to post how hilarious this is
whoever doesnt give this 10 stars deserves the same fate...except...YOU CANT UPDATE YOUR STATUS
When Erik Myers is arrested for drunk driving, he is sentenced to Group Therapy.
A pokemon parody
After a lifetime of captivity, a goldfish finally finds freedom.
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