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EDIT: Chirst on a crossbun, thanks for the front page and the awards guys. Seriously, it's an honor :D.
So about three weeks ago I was rollerblading across a crosswalk when I was suddenly smashed by a turning car.
The first thing I did as I lay there in the middle of the highway was take out my phone and update my Facebook, proclaiming "just got hit by a car, lol."
And on the ride to the hospital I came up with this.
This was the funniest shit of all time man!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
i mean rofl
i mean lmao
yeah thats what i wanna say
BEST MOVIE EVER!!!
Look @ the cop
Officer McDickface really lives up to his name!
Poor Man, You shouldn't answer your phone (or Blackberry) in the car.
Ingus, your new favorite redneck.
Possibly long-lost relatives of Shotgun Man, these trenchcoat-clad teams have much better things to do than shoot their classmates.
Video game advice from everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien, Guido!
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